Kerbal History

[Designer225]

Year 4240: The Tau survivors seal themselves in a different dimension, which only they can enter. Meanwhile, the Kerbals invent the Lithobraker IV. It can destroy worlds with a single ram.

Technically the Kau are Kerbals but they just wear armour all the time.

[problemecium]

4257: A new, extremely powerful telescope is invented to search for new planets. What it finds, however, is far stranger: the farthest stars visible in the universe, near the ecliptic plane, appear to be connected to one another by a number of extremely long metallic pipes.

4258: In secret so as to avoid the scrutiny of the GARDARP, a group of Kerbal engineers develop a hybrid Kraken / Alcubierre / Magnetoplasmodynamic thruster in an effort to create the fastest rocket ever so as to explore the farthest reaches of space.

[cziken20]

4259: The strange far aways stars are found to not actually be stars, but intelligen-form-of-life-build! They knew so by analyzing the light coming from them which was too small for a star the size they expect it to be. Some even say these are just atoms of and unknown chemical that was on lens.

[Designer225]

(OOC: You do know that stars very far away, even if they can be large, can appear small in the sky.)

4260: The Observable universe have been expanded to 60 billion light years, due to time paradox.

(OOC: Seriously, the observable universe is a lot longer than the simple 13 billion light years.)

[NASAFanboy]

4265: Relativistic missiles from the direction of Constellation Zara strike the Kerbol system, wiping out the colony worlds of Kerbalkind and causing massive havoc. Thanks to fact that atmosphere of Eve was pretty blown off and now has oxygen content and that Kerbin has been destroyed, the survivors of Kerbalkind move to Eve.

Oddly enough, even though the moons of Jool, Mun, Minmus, Duna, Moho, and Eeloo are wiped out, Dres is spared from the alien onslaught and Kerbal colonists there begin to fortify the rest of the system by ramping up production of ships. Eve and Dres are all that remain of the once mighty Kerbal interplanetary empire, along with various ships on deep space missions outside or inside the Kerbol system. Twenty out of twenty one Kerbals are killed.

[problemecium]

well this is gonna be hard to clean up...

4266: Kerbals from the distant planet of Kagrathea reveal that a backup existed the whole time, in case Kerbin should be destroyed by Kogons to make way for a hyperspace express route. A fresh Kerbolar system is installed for the remaining Kerbals to happily repopulate. The question of life, the universe, and everything remains undiscovered.

4268: After a couple years spent rebuilding their social structure, Kerbalkind resumes its efforts to explore and colonize the universe. Conveniently, this coincides with the completion of the secret Magnetoplasmokrakubierre drive, and a shiny new colony ship is sent deep into space. Its mission: to boldly go where no Kerbal has gone before.

...I guess that was actually pretty easy to clean up ^^;

Edited April 17, 2014 by parameciumkid

[cziken20]

4269: From nowhere humans appear in Kerbol system and colonise Moho. Kerbals still don't understand why and why Moho.

[Designer225]

(OOC: Oops, ninja'd.)

4270 (Kerbin): Also, the Kerbals on Tylo found a missile that have not been exploded (for some reason) during the bombardment and found the origin of the Tau. The Kerbals began assembling fleets to invade them, with the target being Tau homeworld.

4270 (Earth - err Terra): The Terrans and their allies declare war on the Tau (or Taurans, based on their homeworld called Tau), which are about 750 light years from Earth (and about 5000 light years from Kerbin), still recovering from the disease shock that seemingly never disappeared. They, to, began assembling fleets to invade them. The declaration went almost unheard, except for some Kerbals who quickly warped back to Kerbin and told what happened.

4271: Earlier this year the Kerbals finished assembling the fleets and began warping to Tau. In November this year the Terrans and allies began warping to Tau. Both fronts are scheduled to arrive by early next year.

4272: Both fronts arrive and besieged the entire Tau System. The commanders of both fronts met, and one of the two said "it's gonna be a long night." To this day, no one knew who said it.

4272.5: The Kogons, upon learning that a civilization is on the route, decided to create a pit stop on Wolffy so the rest of the express route avoids the Kerbol system. Upon knowing this, the Kerbals knew that the entire express line, with pit stops, is 257,635 light years long, and a ship on the route can travel up to 257,635 pc (parsec).

Edited April 17, 2014 by Designer225

[victory143]

The Tau are in another dimension! Page 48

[Designer225]

The Tau are in another dimension! Page 48

(OOC: Yes, but some returned to old dimension after they were bored of the new dimension, particularily the Tau politicians. They just created a new civilization out of the old ones. And being in an alternate dimension still won't guarantee them immunity from all diseases - diseases come up sometimes.)

4272.6: The first ship of the Galactic Express line traveled through the galaxy, from the beginning to the end. It's expected to complete its route early October this year.

[cziken20]

4273: Literally nothing happens this year. Completely nothing except some deaths and births of unimportant Kerbals.

[The Jeb.]

Year 4274 A planet called Nazca(around Jool) is discovered. It was looking like a stone Kerbin. The surface was grey with a lot of ruins craters and conserved life. And no atmosphere

Werhner von Kerman, and Carl Kerman traveled to there. They landed succesfull, but the ship landed was a bit damaged they left a Carl Kerman face. They go home.

After 4 billion years(before nothing happened)

- The Sun beginned to be reddish and bigger

- Kerbin's continents are changed. The water is boiling and dissapearing. Vegetation started to burn the ice caps are melted and Kerbals gone to another solar system called Kanlar.

- A Giant blue planet called Kermandia with 4 satelites. One, has life. The satellite is called Pandaria(Pandora). No intelligent life forms there. Only Large juncles with plains, mountains and medium animals(1-3m). They bulit the new and grand KSC. Exploring other satellites they found a nomad non-air based civilization(they live without anything, only Hydrogen and Kethane. Satellites are full of resources. They discovered a new weapon: bomb

- Kirrim Kerman, the special agent theted first(he was the creator). When he planted it on a plain, he showed to army and scientists and he said: Do you want something to blow up?

And it was tested: a 100m explosion. All Kerbals like explosions!

- Next year:4.000.004.275

- The kerbals discovered they ae followed by Kraken. He flied with their ships invisible. Kraken was so ollllddddddd and he was more powerful but not invincible. That effect stopped. So, kerbals started hunting him. They hunted him(and killed) and conserved in the "Past Kerbal System Museum"

[Designer225]

We'll take what happened to the Kerbol system, but we must go back to the past.

4275: The Taurans were losing people. Other than that, literately, metaphorically, and figuratively nothing have happened this year.

[Souper]

Year 4275.001: Super arrives from time-travelling more then 3 months into the future and re-appears on the KSP forums.

[The Jeb.]

Y 4276 The crewed lab discovered!

Y 4277 Kirrim kerman was born n Kecember.

Y 4278 Kerbals dicovered Plutonium Carbon and lots of Iron on Eve

Y 4279 A war for resouces begins! Every kerbal goes at war!

Y 4280 Nothing happened, only war.

Y 4281 Peace with 40000 kerbals lost.

Y 4282 a Eeloo is hit by a comet from captured by Kerbol from another solar system. It was Terraformf surfaced(climate changes and lots of water 80% of planet)

and bacterias.

Y 4283 Eeloo is colonized

We'll take what happened to the Kerbol system, but we must go back to the past.

4275: The Taurans were losing people. Other than that, literately, metaphorically, and figuratively nothing have happened this year.

Who are they? there is a planet discovered in 4274!

Edited April 19, 2014 by The Jeb.

[victory143]

More like an alternate Dimension Jeb.

Year 4290: The Kerbals find Fish while Boating on Laythe! Kerbal Snacks Limited launch Interplanetary Sushi, which becomes the main food of the Kerbals. Also the Interglatic treaty on using any type of explosive, Energy, Laser, Fission, Fusion and Kraken weapon is signed. It is known as the I.T.O.U.A.T.O.E.E.L.F.F.A.K.W Treaty. Nobody is allowed any weapon listed in space. Only space.

Year 4310: The Kerbal's on Laythe are attacked by Terran Warships in high orbit. To Get around the I.T.O.U.A.T.O.E.E.L.F.F.A.K.W Treaty, they drop Tungsten Rods on the Kerbals and cause seismic upheaval, flooding most settlements permantly.

[KamikazeF0X]

Year 4310.1: First Kerbal to land on the sun ! To achieve that without burning on the surface, they go up there the night ...

[Designer225]

4310.2: The Terrans are condemned for deploying tungsten rods that contain explosives on Kerbals. In exchange for exemption (once) from penalty, the Terrans (humans mostly, most Earth inhabitants) help the Kerbals to rebuild. (Without explosives tungsten rod would have otherwise planted itself or broken up and do minor damages.)

4311: for unknown reason all Taurans got ejected from their own dimension. Meanwhile the siege continues as the blockade closes in...

Edited April 20, 2014 by Designer225

[victory143]

Year 4315: The Tau are all but wiped out, the survivors being put on display in stasis Chambers. Also the Wahlburg Battleship is found in Dres orbit by a Kerbal intern with a telescope. Just a quick reminder, the Wahlburg was the size of Gilly and capable of destroying small moons and damaging large planets. Kau engineering at its finest. It is then taken over by the I.C.D (Interstellar Combat Division).

[Wahgineer]

4316:Awsumindyman returns from a 300 year sleep.

4317: The Tau stasis pods are dropped into the super massive black hole at the center of the galaxy, completely destroying them.

4318: The Tau are finally exterminated forever. No traces remain: no DNA, no stasis pods, no bodies, no cities, nothing. The Tau and the Kau are no more.

[victory143]

Thats just a bit overkill...

[Wahgineer]

Thats just a bit overkill...

But it effectively stops the constant (and annoying) recurrence of them.

[The Jeb.]

Nope not more like an alternate dimesion! Make your thread and silence!

[victory143]

Ahem, The First Jeb, the Tau jumped in to an alternate Dimension to escape the Kerbals, Humans Ect.... Then they got ejected for no apparent reason. Still, they are gone.

The Kau were wiped out by a disease or something along the lines of that.

Year 4320: The Wahlburg is transported to Alpha Centuri where the Humans are massing a space fleet. The guns are armed and the Kerbals are ready.

PS: The First Jeb you seem quite arrogant. You don't control Forum Users. And read the thread! Kirrim Kerman was born around 1000-2000 Years ago! So please knock it off.

Edited April 24, 2014 by victory143

[Designer225]

4321: The Kerbals melted the Wahlburg into Alpha Centari a - but only after they asked humans to do it. The crew had to stay on a colony until the ship to Kerbin arrives.

4322: A Kogon ship on the Galactic Express route accidentally went toward Kerbin, but it

. Then it continues to travel in FTL speed.