0111narwhalz Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Prince Harris Bartholomew XVIII, heir to the Crown. He wasn't heir at first, but then his brother died. So they straightened him out right quick. What kind of damage can I do with a 60" lens during a heatwave in the desert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 (edited) 8 minutes ago, 0111narwhalz said: Prince Harris Bartholomew XVIII, heir to the Crown. He wasn't heir at first, but then his brother died. So they straightened him out right quick. What kind of damage can I do with a 60" lens during a heatwave in the desert? Alot, throw it strait intonthe air and let it hit you in the head. How fast can a suptaker filled with mothballs go in reverse? Edited June 4, 2016 by PB666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMachinator Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Faster than the speed of sound in mothball soup. How many chickens does it take to get to orbit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 1 minute ago, DaMachinator said: Faster than the speed of sound in mothball soup. How many chickens does it take to get to orbit? one, shrink the planet its standing on to a point mass. How fast can a wood chuck eat tamales? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMachinator Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 1 minute ago, PB666 said: one, shrink the planet its standing on to a point mass. How fast can a wood chuck eat tamales? Faster than a rock. How far is it to the nearest naked singularity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 (edited) 5 minutes ago, DaMachinator said: Faster than a rock. How far is it to the nearest naked singularity? Nowhere, singularites are nulls without the clothes on. How many fish are there on the moon? Edited June 4, 2016 by PB666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMachinator Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, PB666 said: Nowhere, singularites are nulls without the clothes on. How many fish are there on the moon? One, it's a @waterlubber. How many camels can the Kerbal X get into orbit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToukieToucan Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 7 hours ago, DaMachinator said: One, it's a @waterlubber. How many camels can the Kerbal X get into orbit? 1 normal camel, but I heard that if you put fuel in their bumps you can carry more... How come people have walked on the moon if I can block it with my thumb (so it must be very small right, maybe 1 or 2 ants could live on the moon though)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 1 hour ago, ToukieToucan said: 1 normal camel, but I heard that if you put fuel in their bumps you can carry more... How come people have walked on the moon if I can block it with my thumb (so it must be very small right, maybe 1 or 2 ants could live on the moon though)? The further they get from Earth the smaller people get; its the sixth, shrinko, force of physics. Also the moon orbits the earth at the distance of your thumb. How come when people see animals at a distance, they always compare them to ants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMachinator Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Because size is relative, just like time and all that other stuff. Einstein knows, ask him. Why is the moon NOT made of green cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 23 minutes ago, DaMachinator said: Because size is relative, just like time and all that other stuff. Einstein knows, ask him. Why is the moon NOT made of green cheese? Stardust had dibs on it first. Whats with the cheese, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMachinator Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 The cheese started the muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. Why do you get the reentry effects from going up too fast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 (edited) When you go too fast, time goes backwards. Why cant we land on the sun? Edited June 4, 2016 by PB666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 It's too small; you can block it with your thumb! Why doesn't grass grow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Because you have to be in a state where its legal. Why not make everything illegal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 I can't answer that, because that would be illegal. What's the difference between BBQ and BBQ sauce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orky Kultur Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 You're allowed to set fire to BBQ sauce in a public park How did I get this hole in my sock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 13 minutes ago, Orky Kultur said: You're allowed to set fire to BBQ sauce in a public park How did I get this hole in my sock? stick your foot in it and it wont ba a hole anymore. What aren't both genders identicle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Baron Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 What's the difference ? What if a resistor refuses to resist ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturmgeschutz Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Green Baron said: What's the difference ? What if a resistor refuses to resist ? The resistor resists a weathered resistance by oppression resistor. Ants are diabetic? Edited June 4, 2016 by Sturmgeschutz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MircoMars Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 from nothing comes nothing. where do fish go to pee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 The ocean! What if Kerbal Space Program was made by VALVe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Rocket Science Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Kraken galore? What if KSP Was More like Orbiter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Rocket Science Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Kraken galore? What if KSP Was More like Orbiter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 12 minutes ago, Moose Rocket Science said: Kraken galore? What if KSP Was More like Orbiter? We would all die. Why is space endless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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