Dark Junior

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The answer by torgo was correct. He was sleeping on the job.

My first riddle on here! One night at around midnight, a wealthy business man was going to board a plane, when a night guard cam running up to him. "Please don't go on that plane! I just had a dream that it'll crash!" The man believed him, and he wasn't needed at his destination for another week. Later that night, the plane indeed crash. There were no survivors. The man thanked the night guard, but he was fired shortly afterwards. Why?

13! You traitor!

18!!!We will emerge victorious!

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29! Yet ANOTHER rebound!

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Wouldn't that be my dad? Also, banned for not posting every 2 seconds in number war.

22! Yeah, let's DO THIS!

20! Keep posting!

16!!! I mean, that you WILL get it afterwards.

Banned for twitter joke. I ALSO THOUGHT OF IT!

16! You already won the MoD.

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24! Come on, I don`t care about the MoD! Let`s make a comeback!

Banned for being on duna.

41 Darn you!

52! Do you have no honor?

Banned for blue.

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59! Nein! I will NEVER make that joke again.

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