[Things that annoy you]

Handsome Jack.

Enough said.

[Really Really Really Tall Building]

1600: You realize you're now 5.28 kilometers away from the first floor.

[Rules of [Insert thing here]]

Rule #31 of the forums: If you cannot land on Eve, you are the dumbest person in existence.

Math

[Rules of [Insert thing here]]

Rule #26 of recursion: recursion is a recurring word in describing recursion.

Dungeons and Dragons

[Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.]

Summon the Kraken by sacrificing Jebediah at least 30 times.

Can jet fuel JFK the Moon landing?

[Rules of [Insert thing here]]

Rule 21 of Octobrain: Make sure you have a steady supply of bubblegum before you kill it.

Super Mario Bros

[Rules of [Insert thing here]]

Rule 18 (Accounting for rule 15 repeating) of the Internet: Don't talk about Fight Club  Windows Vista.

Fallout

[Word association]

Wood

[Rules of [Insert thing here]]

Rule #15 of space: It's like really, really big, dude. And it's got all kinds of stuff! 

MS Paint

[Rules of [Insert thing here]]

Rule #11 of prickly pears: You should always eat them like normal pears.

Windows XP

[Rules of [Insert thing here]]

Rule 8 of loading a dishwasher: Remember to always load a minimum of 5 litres of laundry detergent before cleaning.

Buying groceries

[Rules of [Insert thing here]]

Rule #4 of dinosaurs: Nature finds a way.

Civilization 5

18 minutes ago, Tex said:

Rule #2 of Star Trek: KAAAAAHHHHHHNN!

Kerbal Space Program.

 

(Also, do the rule numbers need to follow a 1-2-3 sequence, or jump from like 3-94-6?)

(Since I was kind of inspired by the really tall building thread,  let's keep things in numerical order)

[Rules of [Insert thing here]]

So, in this game, the goal is to compile a complete list of rules about stuff. The more random the rule, the better. Here's an example of how the game works:

Spoiler

Poster 1:

Rule #[Number of post here, let's go with one] of Star Wars: The Vulcan salute is evil.

Mass Effect

 

Poster 2:

Rule #2 of Mass Effect: You DON'T talk about the Mako.

Canada

 

Poster 3:

Rule #3 of Canada: Apologize every time you get within a meter of another person.

As you can see, after writing a rule for the topic specified in the previous post, you write your own topic for the next person to write a rule about. Try to refrain from using any obscure references, and have fun.

Allow me to start:

 

 

Rule #1 of Halo: Always keep a pistol in your inventory. ALWAYS.

Star Trek.

[Put a game to the meme.]

Titanfall 2?

[Things that NASA never said at a press conference.]

"Tucker did it."

[Word association]

Final exam

[You Know You're A Nerd When:]

Bing Translator. I never bothered to find a better one.

[Find The Hidden Object in the Image]

If I'm not mistaken, it says "Hi!"

[Find The Hidden Object in the Image]

While I was looking at the image, I was cleaning my monitor (As one does). Anyway, I saw the hidden thing in the image, and assumed it was something on my screen. As it turns out, it wasn't.

[Find The Hidden Object in the Image]

I found it by accident...
Oops...

[How random can we get?]

Note: The following actually happened. Like, in real life.

In the 8th grade, during a science class (we were learning about rocks or something) me and a friend decided that if we were each making minimum wage at the age of 25, we would start a Cthulu-worshipping cult.
We then spent the next week figuring out details.
Worth it.

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for being a monkey with a gun.

[You Know You're A Nerd When:]

7 hours ago, StrandedonEarth said:

If you can quote Vogon poetry. Bonus points if you can do it without being strangled by your own intestines.

YOU EVER BEEN STRANGLED BY YOUR OWN INTESTINES?!?!

I've memorized Handsome Jack's final speech in Borderlands 2, and I've translated it into Klingon using the infinite power of the internet.

ghobe', ghobe'. pagh jIH Hegh rur ghu'vam. wej ghorgh vaj SoQ. 'ej wej at the hands of bandit nojtaHghach! yuQvam laH toD jIH! tlham laH mojpu' SabHa' jIH! 'ej Hegh ruQ … puq KILLING PSYCHOPATH wasn't pa' ngaSwI' tu'lu' chugh vaj biHegh Qa'! maniac, bandit, 'ej Hero chugh vaj biHegh SuvwI' practically qeylIS! chay'-chay' neH ghe''or Daghaj SuvwI' HoH tlhIH'a'?! SoH toDSaH! roj nIbwI' SuvwI' yuQvam! ghobe' vI'Iprup Qob roQ, pagh latlh bandits, pandora-QI'tu' chugh vaj biHegh

 

[Rate the above user's avatar!]

10/10 It's an Up Goer 5!

[How random can we get?]

Purple monkey dishwashers!