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windows_x_seven

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  1. It's night, and you're running towards your home. After you get in, you desperately lock all of the entrances to your home, and close all the windows. You start having visions, and you peek through a window for a brief moment. The visions keep on happening, as if there was a light shining on your face. Trying to be as quick as possible, you run to your bedroom to find your voice recorder and record what is happening. You can't seem to find it anywhere, until you look under your bed, and there it is. As you start talking, you wander around your room, until you go to a wall filled with alluminati pictures. Blaming your ADHD, you record how an angel dies. Suddenly, an incredibly shiny light turns on in front of your window, and it starts blowing your papers away, some of them covering the alluminati pictures. You try to hide in your bathroom, looking at the mirror and thinking about crying for help, or even killing yourself, and you keep on blaming your ADHD. You fill up a bathtub with water, and hide inside it. Your front door opens, and a green beam starts scanning your entire house and stuff, until it finally reaches the bathtub you were hiding in. You are suddenly being dragged by an unknown force, and you try to hang onto a wall, only to find that your efforts were useless, and you black out. Some time later, you wake up. You don't know where you are, but it's a place with high technology, and you don't remember anything. What happens next is unknown. (totally not an obvious reference to awolnation-sail) I go to space. What's the worst that could happen?
  2. Most likely chillaxing at the Astronaut Complex. Most likely.
  3. It's simple: Show the flag that you use in your main KSP savegame. Here, I'll start:
  4. 55 pls someone add one more, this is going in circles
  5. Indeed it is. Duna has apparently lots of salt in it, and I used to think that Laythe was the salty planet.
  6. Really? Strange. I haven't seen tongues in my fem kerbals.
  7. 8/10. Tell me more about your experiences with Danny2462.
  8. Here, have 60.000, so that you go to Venus. pls document it Also, this gave me an idea. Wouldn't it be nice if we had a "transaction" thread? Like, where people can donate funds to other people, but in a realistic way (a.k.a. editing their saves aswell)?
  9. More like causing hypertension, because it's salt.
  10. Try installing the system and then installing some recent games.
  11. IVA male kerbals have tongues, whereas IVA female kerbals don't. Make a male kerbal smile in IVA and you'll see.
  12. Uh, this topic got moved to The Space Lounge, even though it says "Off-duty chatter on any topic except KSP" ?
  13. They're mining salt from Duna, warping to our solar system and selling it. KSC seems to be desperate for money.
  14. The nuke fails. Please don't do incredibly unrealistic scenarios. I sleep comfortably.
  15. I think... I think that female kerbals are actually not kerbals. Perhaps they were genetically designed at the RnD, and some stuff went wrong, making them tongueless and resistant to vacuum?
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