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yes we start playing the game, and are thrown into orbit for some reason because magic computer rage. you then decide what to do: 1.die 2.try and swim 3.try and signal a space shuttle 4.blaze it 5.try and last until you find air again, using an oxygen mask? pure oxygen mask. what could go wrong with that?

253: all kerbals involved in the accident go to a psychiatrist and are revealed to be insane, like kallilleo kerman. (laythe has not yet been found, and space travel is due in 500.

Now you can stand on a bridge and spaceship spot, dance at a bar, or read all the things at a shop! and with random people. but seriously this is really fun.

207: kalileo kerman is deemed insane. (this is uncannnon, in the game, it tells you exactly how jool's moons where found. anything else in this thread that is not mentioned in the game or the thread rules seems to be ok.)

the poll speaks for itself

205: the old methods are locked away in a box for 295 years, until they will be rediscovered

203: the trains, however, are now using a method of going fast that uses steam. this is deemed to be safer. old fast going methods banned

hardly anything in this thread is KSP

201: in the wake of this second accident, trains are banned. the techs used are also dumped. kerbals wonder what m/s is. (can we have some non-space history before year 500? they are developing tech too fast.

or star citizen? or ALL 3!

The space sims are coming for you, fps games!

danny2462 decide to

188: 2 KLAWS colliding is revealed to ahev the same affect as doing so with a kerbal 189: gill kerman, ancestor of bill kerman, creates a new profession. it involves being near engines. they call it engine-nearing (ok so this is a old thing, but kerbals making the actual names based on a description was fun)

you did a barrel roll

another helmet. I built a ragnarock titan. these destroy the planet 1 minute after completion. I built it 59 seconds ago

181.5. these are all renamed to steam because insane concepts have taken their name

you've doomed us alllllll

1/10 not aerordynamic shuttle Best expansion for PA

helmets I throw said helmet at someone, after stuffing it with C4

we have no current major war. we need large wars to progress.

because this thread is the matrix which is being transmitted by the Ares 23 com dish on sol 6. I wish to be bette4r at painting SPESS MEHREENS

167: Wheatly kerman writes some books. he calls them kerbal history, KH2, KH3, KH X, and KH reloaded. all go insane very quickly.

I have 4 tabs open right now. install new graphics drivers.

correct?

Stanley saw the sun. only then he realised that he had really nuked the orphanage. Stanley then decided to punish himself for kill said orphans.