First of all, suggestion: people don't like it when you necro, even for reasons. Also, I think that this is overall a good concept, though I think this should be a mod and not a stock feature for non-programers.
To the Queen of Mars, Nein. To Starwhip, congrats because you got it right. It all works because the physics engine is high. (Mods, you can snip the last joke out if you think that's going against the rules.)