CelticCossack51

The Worm is coming! also MORE glitches:confused:

1131: Protests happen all around Kerbin because there is still a communication blackout due to the Great Eruption of 1120. There is still ash and chunks of kerbin in orbit. Ash still covers the majority of Kerbin.

10/10 You would need a campaign slogan to help.

Endwalker has 3 syllables. A triangle has 3 sides. The illuminati logo has a triangle. You know the drill.

Hey look, everyone likes comic sans right?

Nope. Defiantly not blood.*backs away away slowly hiding the mask* Waiter, there is a hypetrain in my soup!

making KSP too kid friendly and add simple coloured textures and all rocket parts are plastic building blocks. And also make all kerbals pink.

to get in the Holiday spirit. Oh, outdoor weather was awful But the fire is so much fun We have to go, because Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! I went through 11 languages to find this.

102: When Lego games are rated M.

1125: The atmosphere of Jool disappeared and revealed that it was a giant basketball all this time.

1120: The Obsidian Mountains erupt and all of Rimea explodes and some areas around it. Ash and chunks of Kerbin slam into a lot of satellites and cause a communications blackout. half of Kerbin is covered in heavy ash and crops fail to grow. Rimia is now a sea of lava.

1112: The United Kerbal Nations hands over Rimia to the SUR. The SUR defeats the Republic of the Three Rims ending the civil war and becoming the Social Union of Rimia. 1118: After many years of peace, Rimian geologists found out that the Obsidian Mountains are really multiple super volcanoes that are going to erupt soon. There is a mass evacuation in Rimea and everyone teleported to the Rimian Asteroid Colony. The Colony then goes through a wormhole to another universe and the wormhole closed and will not open again.

You think this is a big plane? well your wrong! and to flies!

The neutral nation of the Social Union of Rimia. Peace and culture to all! To spoil it I used a coat of arms from an old Canadian flag, the harp from an Irish flag, St Andrew's cross from the Russian naval jack and coloured it grey, the Soviet star from somewhere, and an upside down Estonian flag. Estonia's flag my favourite flag because the colours look so modern.

1105: The SUR made peace with the Kerpublic. The prime chairman of the SUR said that the insult to the army was a result of terrorist hackers. But in the history of the SUR, the only nation that the SUR invaded was Freddy, nothing more. The Rimians just want culture, fun, peace, and steel drums.

1102.5: The Krepublicans thought they took over the SUR, but they then realized they didn't go through any resistance. Thats because the people of the SUR escaped to their asteroid colony where their real army is. Why they escaped? A natural disaster floods the Rimian land and instantly drowns the Krepublican army. The prime chairman of the SUR explained that the Krepublic attacked first to expand and used a silly excuse. 1103: An orbital cannon from the Republic of the Three Rims, an ally of the SUR, destroys half of the biggest city of the Krepublic on Kerbin. The flood water recedes and the Rimean land now belongs to the United Kerbals, the counterpart to the United Nations of Earth. The SUR demands peace since that was why the nation was created.

1101: The United Kerbals decided to put strong sanctions on the Krepublic of invading a neutral country for no entire reason. The United Kerbal's peacekeepers now patrol the borders of the SUR. The prime minister is deciding to make an alliance to other empires, most likely the Flarons or CC.

1100: drop pods drop marines to reclaim their territory. A hangar door opens and released the true power of the SUR. 6,120,000, tanks and infantry double that now guards the SUR from future invasion along with very accurate anti aircraft guns and anti spacecraft missiles. The SUR's defence is now truly the strongest. 1101: The SUR became a little bit militaristic by bombing Freddy and wiping them out and making very strong walls and defence. The SUR lowered their budget of culture since these empire don't want peace and neutrality is questionable with the fifth strongest army and the strongest defence. Yes it's true.

1085: The national bird of the SUR is the kondor. Also the flag of the SUR is created. and a map of the land owned by the SUR.

a tsunami wipes out everything, even Popeye.

Yay! Snow in southern British Columbia! But the snow is only light.

1080.7: My the people of Freddy panicked and panicked. Our Defence Minister of the SUR wanted to test weapons on Freddy. He was sent to a death camp since he tried to bring the SUR out of neutrality. Our anti aircraft guns were sold to all the nations and the nuclear threat from Freddy was subsided.

BTW The nuclear bombers from Freddy are still on their way to all the capitals on Kerbin, soooo buy our anti aircraft guns, only 8 available! Also our steel drummers are not government controlled and are now a popular band.

so the empires don't have to worry Freddy(which is NOT controlled by the SUR in any way) since it has only 100 infantry, 1 tank, and 10 nuclear bombers. The SUR's military is growing rapidly. Don't worry, it's going to be used for defence, peacekeeping missions for the United Kerbals, and to defeat the radical Republic of the Three Rims in which the Flarons are helping since the SUR is neutral. Culture for all!

1075.5: A nation was created named 'Freddy'. It is run by a whole bunch of '5 nights at Freddy's' fans. They declared war on every empire in the Kerbol system. They now own an island from the SUR and is sending bombers to everyones capitals, except the SUR's capital, we shot that bomber down. We also have anti aircraft cannons for sale using Kamazon Prime and other online shopping services.