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    Sorry. Nope. @ZentroCatson.
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    Known for rebooting Doge as a cat.
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    Hai. @ZentroCatson?
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    Hexahedron. Why is Death afraid of Chuck Norris?
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    Just close the tab. Waiter! I don't like the joysticks in my soup!
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    Oh yeah. That's a classic model, though. The ones we ride in now have flat-screens so we can watch the news. It's mostly in Russian, though...
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    What's up with life after death?
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    Do not: A: Let the Magic Boulder shatter a gem. B: Let the Magic Boulder become obsessed with Overwatch. C: Let the Magic Boulder browse Steam. D: Let the Magic Boulder punch Chuck Norris. E: Let the Magic Boulder exist.
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    Because if it was canned, no one would ride zebras. How do I land on Gilly without causing a parabolic change in trajectory? Actually, why did I just say that in technical language?
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    Granted. You leave -7 hours earlier. I wish that TV wouldn't make me feels.
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    A luxury bus.
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    The myth that Mythbusters was real is...BUSTED!
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    Why are you complaining? If @regex visits your soup, it must be delicious! Waiter! Why is there a valuable gemstone on the floor? And why is it glowing?
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    Granted, but it's only for 0.00000000000001 seconds, then you have to double post everything. For the records, @qzgy double posted the above post, even if he/she edits it. I wish that I could alter reality in my favor.
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    Granted. It's rabid. I wish 4 u 2 get rekt.
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    Granted. Your petrified now. I wish Chuck Norris.
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    Regular-cat.
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    Overwatch website.
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    Granted, but it is too awesome for the universe to behold, so it sends it's quantum foam to erase you from existence. I wish that someone would actually tell me HOW to get a Forum sig.
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    You just rammed it into Chuck Norris again, whom I convince to take out his infinite power on the next poster, sparing the previous one.
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    Annoying Dog. Why am I screaming?
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    Light-show.
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    Thanks for the funding!
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    Granted. You eat 10 Kilotonnes of it. Enjoy. I wish I was Matt Damon.
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    I know it's related to guinea pigs...I just can't think of the name!
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