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Rubik's cube

Using the letter-that-shall-not-be-named is considered cheating.

Granted, but they only learned it in Number War. I want a rocket that can do the Jool 5 challenge.

The Ego Movie: Where all the characters have big egos

[Makes new save] I mess with the drag in the .cfg file, exploit decouplers, and fling the next user's spacecraft away from Kerbol so fast that after a few minutes, the spacecraft is yottameters away from Kerbol. Quickloading and reverting has been disabled when the save was created, and the hatch is obstructed.

Astronomy

Even worse:

Banned for using those words. Using those words is cheating! CHEATER!

Silly Aardvark

Well, what are you waiting for? Use Krakensbane! Waiter, there's Kerbol in my soup!

Dung beetle

Number

I sabotage the engine so you crash. I wish that the player below me explodes. (ninja'd)

Lemon juice

You can't get into the surface in time, so you drown. I want explosions.

(yum, calamari) Your plane gets in a storm over the Atlantic and crashes. I wish that there are other star systems than Kerbol in the game.

Falcon

Granted. You are on the north pole. I wish for something to eat the Kraken.

Then the game crashes. When you get back to the game, the lander is gone. I launch a rocket, turn it around, and crash it into the launchpad.

Politician

Granted, but it has been soaked in salt water, rendering it inoperable. I wish for my rocket to explode.

I use Krakensbane to banish them all to Bop. I persistence-edit the next player into Jool.

Explaining without debunking. I clicked because it said not to.

Using "x" in such a way is cheating!