Jnrdingo

Wait, are you serious now? AT or BELOW the speed limit? You serious? When I drive (I'm on my Ls) I drive AT the speed limit, exactly, to within .4 kmph of the limit most times. Sometimes I go under, BUT I never go over the speed limit, for one, its illegal, and two I have been hit by people trying to slow down from 65kmph to 0 in a 60 zone... More than once

I got banned from a Minecraft server for having a Microsoft Operating System ._.

56: Go in, put a cucumber in your pants and sing: “There’s a monster in my pants And it does a nasty dance When it moves in and out Everybody starts to shoutâ€Â

*throws brick through window* OI Come ouer ere! I ave a bone to pick wit you! *takes a big drink of beer* eah tats rite I'm gonna set fire to yer ouse!

Granted but then everything starts to fall into the void of eternity I wish I was able to get a Corvette C7

Any that have a 65% or higher chance of blowing up Favourite mobile phone?

They have so many permits there. Where I live we have a rule against firearms. Basically unless you are a police officer you cannot have a firearm unless you have a hunting licence and then there are many many regulations regarding those. 36. Walk in, buy a videogame, whip out your PS3/X360, hook it up to a display TV and play that game. If someone asks you to leave, say "My parents wanted me to play outside the house, so I came here"

Yeah the only way is through VPN unfortunately

Bill: "OH MY GOD ITS THE KRAKEN!" Jeb: "Huh? Kraken?" *turns around* "Oh hiii" *Hugs Kraken* Bill: "NOOO JEB, HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET HOME NOW?!" Jeb: "Kraken, will you help?" Kraken: *crashes game*

Cry me a river, build a boat and sail to someone who gives a damn (changed the last word due to F-bomb)

Khrome (The first web browser powered by rockets!) Favourite toy?

Granted, but when you wish, the opposite happens, except when you wish for a bad thing, then it happens I wish for a better computer

Go to the wilderness section, grab a machette and challenge someone to a duel using knives

It could be the drivers are conflicting with some of the game files. Try updating the mouse drivers, or if there are any settings other than laser movement, left/right/centre click and scroll wheel, try disabling them. On one of my mice (the one I use for gaming) I have a small button next to the scroll wheel, and I have it set to middle click (the wheel is hard to push in *THAT'S WHAT SHE SAI-!*) and it sometimes doesn't register, so I disable it.

A half eaten Tim-Tam... I'm boned, the radiation is seeping int- *pop* Now I have 3 heads O.o

Cookie for you!

Jeb: "I can start it up for you if you want? Actually, I will start it up, since it is my new prototype VTOL aircraft, with a solid rocket booster strapped to the undercarriage for testing purposes"

Buy a panda suit, stalk people with their shopping trolleys. If one looks, hide and re-appear in front of them. Then topple their shopping trolley all over the ground, and jump on the spillage. (Cookie for correct reference )

Full screen, because I have a tablet with a stand for my interweb browsing

Just a quick question. I downloaded your craft files, and it seems that forward is backward and vise versa. Is this a feature? When I first used it I hit the W key and was like "its falling off the runway" Other than that, its epic, I use it for my land rescue missions. edited because of failed quote box