Rai1102

...Was built by a team of highly trained monkeys This VAB...

Error 404 Situation not found Your DDV (Duna Descent Vehicle) burns up in Dunese atmosphere

Mistakes were made... You ACTUALLY succeed in nuking Duna, thus destroying invaluable common heritage of Kerbalkind EDIT: And also destroying possible life-forms living in Dunese (I don´t know how to write that) soil

8/10 I see you almost everywhere

Bob tried to dock Your Duna Nuclear Bomber drops nukes on the KSC

Destroyed...KSC...Bombing...1.1.3 "Today, Jebediah Kerman destroyed the KSC by bombing it with a Magic Boulder from 1.1.3" A ______ was made when ________ Kerman __________ with _____________

7/10 Interesting

The science fiction story where the kinds of spacecraft map to the Eight Immortals of chinese legend

One of those craft lands right on you, now you are another part of the runway I nuke Duna for "scientific" purposes

I put on a spacesuit and walk to the next poster (with the bees still following me)

Granted, but it gets stuck every 20 minutes I wish for 1 000 000 000 US dollars

YOU are fired now. Fired with a machine gun EDIT: I can`t post images

Poor you EDIT: 2/10

I did not know about Simplewriter. CHEATER!

Because 2+2= Fish Why can I not go to Duna?

You will need it... For your mission Waiter, there is a Tardigrade in my soup!

Global warming is a LIE!! Can I go to Duna?

Using fancy words for an explaination? CHEATER!! Only simple words are allowed

In 1.1.3 of course! In your imagination! Can I has an Up-Goer Five?

Another country thinks it is an ICBM and launches its ICBMs to you I Hyperedit build a sea Battleship into space

Strange

Already pressed. You can have any powers you want BUT Every time you use them ten random people die(you might be among those ten people)

As you wish, sir. Waiter, there`s a rocket in my soup!

@qzgy Your ship "randomly" explodes I attempt the SpaceX Falcon 9 challenge EDIT: Turns out this guy caught us!

You forget the Landing Gear I attempt to launch a Space Cruiser from an Extra-planetary Launchpad