Atubara

I should make an artbook solely on doodles I make during boring recitals... ...if I didn't give them away to people who weren't happy.

There's quite a handful of deities in kerbal mythology. Many of them were emperors or dictators at one point that simply faded with the passage of time. Obviously the big ones stayed. Jool, Eve and Duna, lesser gods like Vall and Bop. Some others. Those last two weren't even mythological idols. Even Duna isn't really a god, is he? Something, something Roman general. There's one in particular... Eeloo. In the big black book it says he was born from the remains of Eve's failed creations, a husk of a soul with a broken skeleton. A keeper of order, the judge of where souls wander to in the afterlife. It says right here, III Iaelohn 5:49, "The sir who holds the souls neither pure 'r rotten, Iaelohn. Hail that Light, f'r his arms hold the balance of worlds! Hail that Light, f'r that Light holds the sky to the ground, the silver disk to the sky, and the minty dough hence from our mouths! Hail Iaelohn, for his contempt f'r life wilt bringeth the end of the world in many far years!" Taken out of context, it sounds really bad. Honestly, I'm not understating it when I say that virtually every other god threatened to destroy the world or the universe or some realm nobody could care less about. So, what's the point? Shouldn't we check the calendar? What is today's date? What year even is it?

Hehe, it is pretty darn cool. @Skylon Is this satisfactory?

@Cwilly To be a picky anatomy nerd, the head shape is feminine in the kerbal sense, but great job. I can't carve a pumpkin for a billion dollars. @Urses He seems to only have skyboxes for mods. I need a stock skybox, for the raw input! Rah!

I really quite want to, but I can't find a good skybox.

I tried to a long while ago but it got shut down because people here don't like it if I call it the proper term of religion. Ooh, spooky! I have the entire thing fleshed out, but I'm feeding the forums it little by little so I don't get banhammered for simply sharing my headcanon on kerbal spirituality.

I'm currently working on Uncle Kerman. He's gotta be just right. This is Eeoyoo Rajakerpal, an ancient Indian philosopher who traveled the old world to spread her idea of a face in the Mun. She was quite special, being born with eight arms and a deformed face. She was revered as a reincarnated goddess and given the highest of treatments. She settled in Greece at an old age, changing her name to Iaelohn Kermanos to blend in with society. Her image was put into Joolian lore as a goddess until the Italian Renaissance when priests decided to rewrite her as a male to encourage individuals to study scripture instead of looking through telescopes and mixing volatile solutions together. Needless to say, the change didn't work. Eeloo remains today as a god of stagnation and eternal static. He hunts down those near death and snatches their souls before the kraken taints them.

In my headcanon, they developed the first villages deep in the forests, and thus made totems from trees and delved into architectural arts not unlike the middle East. I should draw an example tonight.

Let's discuss the evolution of kerbal art. Did they start with cave paintings? Sculpting?

And finally, the magnum opus. King Jool. M-may I?

Eeloo's no goddess.

So is this a place for neglect/abuse discussion for consultation? If so I feel like a goldmine from my "childhood"

I have become dissatisfied with life and constantly find myself questioning existence. Taking commissions for the next week. I'm bored, guys.

Moho upon his throne in the abyss.

That's a shame! Sorry to hear that.

I feel like this thread has become a dump for me. Where is everyone?

An ancient marble sculpture of Duna and Ike. Duna's head and plume was hit by a cannonball during a riot.

I'm going to draw 'marble sculpture' tributes to the gods of KSP. Eve and Her Five Sons, Sarnus, Urlum, Neidon, Gilly, and Ike.

I think I have finally perfected the art of mathematically constructing the male kerbal's body. My god. The eyes are still a tad small for my liking, but whatever! I'll tweak if there's great dissatisfaction with it. I'm personally satisfied with it. I'm too excited to think right now. I'll edit in the steps to construct the basis when I calm down for a moment. Thank you for reading. Tell me what you think! More to be added when I feel motivated enough. Tell me if I wasn't clear on something or I appeared to miss something. I suck at explaining.

The labelled 45 degree angles should really say 22.5 degrees. The drawing is correct, not my words.

I feel honoured.

Just a little more on the Roman kerb and it's good to go. I've been super busy... The art book will take a little while longer. Coming soon™