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Granted. @guesswho2778 replaces the question mark with an exclamation mark. I wish that I could visit the apollo 11 landing site (with a spacesuit) in a spaceX starship and come back to earth unharmed through the entire process.

Hail Teh Probe

banned for driving

while my mother was giving birth, this hurricane was on it's way to kill exactly 1,833 people, and it was directly on top of us.

joe schmoe or something what is kerbal space program and does it have a forum?

banned for not having an avatar.

Granted. all gluonic glue has turned into strange matter, and as strange matter does, turns the quarks it is gluing together into strange matter, and very quickly turns all matter, including you into strange matter. I wish for the ability to stay awake for as long as I please without any negative health effects to me or any other human or lifeform.

solution: stop flying in IVA. KSP is not an arcade sim.

granted. You now have the best tool used by shoppers for shopping in photo shop, a coupon. I wish for ksp 2 info

how do you not notice the difference of size between a planet with a diameter of 10km (which is less than the length of manhattan or gilly!) and one with a diameter of 1200km. you would probably be able to see the planet's curviture just by climbing a large hill or tower.

a more accurate comparison would be a rocket without paint. or a rocket without a fourth stage ksp without voxel is not a crippled game, it's just a slightly less visually appealing and functional one.

Granted. your computer can't die, but it can still lose charge. I wish for sleep.

florida man attempts to choke alligator to death because it, as he claims "supports trump", and Wins! caught on camera

Granted. a continent the size of asia made of the same material as a normal earth continent, is placed on the sun, and is destroyed immediately. the remnents of this continent later impact earth. I wish spaceX's starship would get built faster.

40 Daedalus engines, 65 orion drives, 200 5 meter SRBs, and 374 of the largest liquid fuel engines ingame. (would probably crash the game)

Granted. the spirits of the forum take your head and shrink your it for you. I wish for a PC that I can own that is capable of running space engine In 12K and in MAXIMUM FPS!

One day, I decided to delete some debris, and for some reason the game completely froze. I reloaded the ksp, and I was greated with glorious streaks of green across the sky. When I loaded a save, the Kerbal Space Center was not a physical object, but a still image on the screen, the ground was gone, and the screen was covered In translucent static. I got inside the VAB, and the static and the KSC were still on the screen (the UI was still there meaning I could have built a rocket). I went on to delete all saves.

Granted. but the government gets suspicious, and you disappear the next day. I wish that all fire ants in the southeast would die.

Granted. you are warped to the very early solar system, 4 billion years ago, and are taken on a tour of the 8 planets (which still look like red hot coals) on my exteremely slow interplanetary ship, taking 50 years. then you are transported to the present, where you can tell about your exteremely boring trip. I wish for the ability to reverse time (keeping all the knowledge I had beforehand ) whenever I make a mistake.

oh ok, I'm dumb new and improved wish: I wish that I knew what Geonovast said before I went on here and started posting.

I landed jeb, bill, bob and val on minmus with an over equipped, oversized and overpowered lander, planted a flag and brought them home safely in an Mk1 command pod attached to the top of an Mk3 command pod. but not before flipping the rover over and crashing into the kerbals with that same rover. I then went on to test a new ssto spaceplane and made an emergency crash landing in the ocean which luckily only destroyed the wings.

Granted. you get a Weight Gaining falcon that will cut you 3 to 11 times every hour. I wish that this website actually acknowledges the fact that I have 10 approved posts times instead of saying that I have 4.

Granted, but the potato is Filled with fire ants and mold. I wish for an alexa

Granted. after 2 days however, the effects wear off and you are left 900% dumber than before you ate them, forcing you to take it again, thus making you ADDICTED. I wish that I could go to space in a 100% safe spacecraft, with life support, radiation protection and water, that once reaching orbit, will stay in orbit for the amount of time it takes to make one orbit around the Earth, before deorbiting and Landing exactly were it took off, allowing me to depart saftely to my home with no repercussions before, during or after the flight.

wait, so you arent going to make a wish, okay I guess i'll wish for you. I wish for a computer so I can play the latest version of ksp With mods, Instead of playing version 1.2.2 on the Xbox one.