Dirkidirk

banned for banning someone while I was writing an reason to ban him

banned for banning someone without an actual reason

mods

corporations

Granted. you get brain cancer. I wish for a dog.

planet

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on my phone I have an image of earth captured by LightSail 2 on 12 July 2019 as my wallpaper, which could mean 2 things: 1. I have a copy of earth from 12 July 2019 at my disposal that I can throw at now earth or I could move to and have to deal with a copy of me from 12 July 2019. 2. I somehow went back in time so I could stop the zombie apocalypse before it happens. This would cause a time loop, because If there was no zombie apocalypse to begin with, I would have never gone back in time to stop the zombie apocalypse, meaning it would happen, which would cause me to go back in time so I could stop the zombie apocalypse before it happen. This would cause a time loop, because If there was no zombie apocalypse to begin with, I would have never gone back in time to stop the zombie apocalypse, meaning it would happen, which would cause me to go back in time so I could stop the zombie apocalypse before it happens. This would cause a time loop, because If there was no zombie apocalypse to begin with, I would have never gone back in time to stop the zombie apocalypse, meaning it would happen, which would cause me to go back in time so I could stop the zombie apocalypse before it happens. This would go on for all of eternity or something. :|

Granted. you now have the cure to a sore throat, but after you applied it, your lungs started to swell. I wish for elon musk to put flat earthers in groups of 12 into 6 crew starships each on 6 superheavies (all life support, food and water present) and launch them into orbit UNHARMED (and for them to stay in orbit for one hour AND for the BFR's to be fully functional), to each go on EVA for exactly 2 minutes when they reach orbit in fully functional and safe EVA suits (with indestructible straps attaching them to the ship) then for them to get back into the ship once their time is up, for the starships to land back on the launchpad with the flat earthers inside UNHARMED, and then once the starship landed it will be refuelled (all life support, food and water replenished) and put back on the REUSED superheavy (that was also refuelled), 12 more flat earthers that have each never been in LEO to be placed in the crew starship, and for the process to be repeated until ALL FLAT EARTHERS SPACE ALIVE AND BACK ALIVE AND WITH NO PHYSICAL OR MENTAL INJURIES!

It would also be nice to explore the possible liquid ocean under vall's icy crust. maybe find life

Granted. you can now remove all traces of good in your head, since your conscious is your universe. I wish for dank memes (pronounced 'me''me's)

the most parts I can have in a single ship is 253. more than that and the FPS drops.

10/10 nice circle-ish shape

Granted. but you can only add punc·tu·a·tion marks I wish for a car and a drivers license.

*SILENCE*

I sieg your asteroid hills with lots of guns and memes, then defend the hills with an extremely powerful and artificial magnetic field. MY slightly molten hills.

I am pretty sure I heard somewhere that squad will continue working on ksp 1 even after ksp2 is released.

the slime falls into the hole My very deep hole in the ground.

using a massive and overly complex set of 80 kilometer sized mirrors in orbit, I harness the energy output of the sun for 30 seconds and direct it towards your hill. my hole through the earth.

he will turn the universe into spaghetti.

copying scott manley's idea of putting dozens of puff monopropellant engines on a Mk1 lander can, and shot it towards the mun at 20 km/s (maybe more, but I don't remember). It was manned. I also once deorbited a massive interplanetary craft because it was far too wobbly to go anywhere. I intended in ejecting the kerbals in 4 two seater escape pods and one 3 seater lander. They all died except for one female kerbal who parachuted down.

big wheel, big spin, 1G.

then go to the first post on this thread and get some sleep

Intel bay Card of OZ I am bad at this

um, what? your supposed to grant my wish and have it horribly corrupted, so that It becomes undesirable , and then make a wish yourself.