MinerEdgar

Almost. I get boats full of lag on kerbin. The user below me has a Orion Pax.

I don't know who you are. 1/10

That awesome sig 10/10

I push you over, on to some train tracks. Hm, the trains just in time.

Oh Boy, the rectangle of confusion. Is it a flute or a sword? What do the quotes mean? Who is this monk? It defines numbers. so it is a: ~out of ê

I hit your eyes out with a pickaxe.

You are genetically combined with a Joolian Godzilla and Mothra and Gary Busey.

You're eaten by a left for dead 2 disk while eating an enslaved, undead black hole. And then you are forced to eat all Twilight books.

no, eat antimater

0/0 No sig, thus I can't rate it.

I walk into the elevator and I'm suddenly in earth orbit. With text. What do I do?

11/10 Again the awesome gif

6/10 Your familiar.

7/10 Nice quote.

10/10 That awesome gif.

Wow, those look really good. I can do pixel art but I've never done a gif.

I climb on board on the 9th floor. Upon seeing the large blue sea serpent I attempt to leave the elevator, but it is too late. I stand in back cowering in fear.

NO, too long.

your everything and your entire Solar system are on fire from a hyper-nova.

9/10 I like it. A nuclear eagle.

?>3*/10 Have I seen you before? *unknown number less than 3.

8/10 wow such wordplay

Your everything is on fire because of a nuclear bomb.