Coyotitos

That. KSP2 is on the verge of uninstall in my game library, rejoigning Star Citizen in the "not there yet" category. Sorry for the comparaison, but when I bought KSP1 I was able to fly simple crafts to the mun and back without game breaking bug. Not there yet with KSP2 - Chute failing to deploy, I am thinking about you

Fed up with all those success ? All those Kerbonauts who achieve this or that ? So I am ! Welcome to catastrophic failures, hilarious stupidity and astoundingly stupid judgment. Heard about the Darwin Award ? For the puny humans it is a price awarded to all those who contribute to enhance the human gene pool by taking themselves out of it in sublimely idiotic fashion. For Kerbal ? It is a price awarded to all kerbaunots who pave the way to the stars by crashing themselves in the most stupid possible way. With a few quirks : The crash had to be unintended. Pilot must be dead - if you can walk away it's a landing, not a crash. Astoundingly stupid judgment : you could have avoided all that, but sure, it would never happen to you :p