Arroya D. Kerman was an important figure in the Kerbin government, known for his 'for the people' approach to politics. one day, he was asked by the folks over at the KSC to captain a colony ship to the potentially habitable exomoon Kerbmun, and he accepted. However, upon arrival into Mesbin's sphere of influence, and everyone was waking up from their long nap™, they had realized that Mesbin was... a little fat, per se, and hadn't accounted for it. Then as Arroya woke up, and realized the gravioli of the situation, he sprung into action, turning the large ship around and hammering the throttle to slow the ship down. eventually, the ship crashed, but luckily, everyone survived... except Arroya, who had broken his entire skeleton in the crash.
Grindstone Kerman: Trying to get the universe's fastest tan.
