iamwearingpants

No, welcome to the machine!

I think you should divide the distance to the country by the time to get an accurate score. This should compensate for the fact that different countries have different distances from KSC.

Now we can find out where you live, Caleb! MWHAHAHAHAHAA Naw, I\'m just kidding

Since you\'re all so sad about the duck being gone I\'ll dump the fuzzy critter here:

From O-F: Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks ...Troubled User ------- REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 installed and work on improving the configuration. I suggest installing the background application YesDear 99.0 to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to do this before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as CleanAndSweep 3.0, CookIt 1.5 and DoBills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, but beware because sometimes these applications can be expensive. WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. WARNING!!! Attempting to install NewGirlFriend 8.8 along with Wife 1.0 will crash the system. (see Wife 1.0 manual, Apologize, High Maintenance & Secretary with Short Skirt)

Mine is June 11th. Oh, what a glorious day. Money, money, a bit of money. Oh, and did I mention MONEY?

Who gives a shit if I\'m late: Welcome to the KSP forums! Happy Launching! Arrr! Capt\'n Pants!

Welcome to the KSP forums! Happy Launching! Arrr! Capt\'n Pants!

Welcome back! :cheers:

Overhead the module hangs motionless above the air And deep beneath the VAB lays labyrinths of Kerbal Caves The echoes of a distant blast come willowing across the pad And everything is green and googly-eyed And no-one called us to the launch And no-one knows what the buttons do Something stirs and something tries Starts to climb towards the sky

The Bace has officially spread to the KSPF! :woohoo: Man, Jake1 is missing out on his meme. He\'d have a great time exploring the outer solar system\'s serfaces with this. Such a shame we scared him away

YA RLY

Filled and sent. I hope my info is of use to you :cheers:

You use caps when you hate someone, eh? I CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!

NO I\'M NOT, I WAS NEVER ON IT BTW, what is the IP to your server? We could never deduce that.

NASA! YOU\'RE A C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[me=iamwearingpants]whistles and walks away staring at Caleb[/me]

Well, it\'s a funny story. The website he linked to had 2 main users, We (the super secret spy team) found a minecraft server that he had recently played on, thinking that he was some 20-year-old guy named Jaarad. But, when I got on the server, they were discussing that a little kid named Caleb was on the server griefing yesterday. Caleb was the other user on the site (it was his username also) so we knew it was him. Basically, we found out his name was Caleb and he was infact 11.

Come on guys, it means A Peice Of Shit BTW, nasa123, we know who you are!

Ohmygod. That is GENIOUS, good sir.

I had Derpy as my old avatar: I think I need to make a cycling avatar with both ponies and space stuff (like on O-F) On topic: I thought your avatar was a seagull.

I need to stick a banana in my ear

I CLAIM THIS POST IN THE NAME OF SOPA! :trollface:

Someone needs to re-texture this like Jeb\'s head.