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iamwearingpants

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  1. Stop Screaming! Don\'t press and buttons! What\'s that screaching? Oh God, we\'re listing! Hang on man, I\'ve got this! I\'ll pull this baby up! With the flick of a switch and the pull of a lever Everything \'ll be better! Look at my sunglasses - they glitter in the sun Glance at my hair - shining to everyone I\'m perfect don\'t you see, Now just belive in me! I\'m the one that they will see in history. Jebadiah Kerman! It\'s not working! You\'re failed again! We\'re falling fast What happens then- Shut up, don\'t talk no more! We\'re now under control! Pitching up, against the wind You see I\'m just an epic win! Gander at my walk - A gentle swaying lean Now just the way I talk - It makes the ladies mean I\'m perfect don\'t you see, Now just believe in me! These boosters scorch the ground In such a subtle way Jebadiah Kerman! What the hell, We\'re going up But wheres the chutes? Jeb what the heck? My signature move is coming soon A soft splashdown you big bafoon Engines on we\'re slowing down Woohoo! We\'ve got a soft touchdown! Mission success! Jebadiah Kerman!
  2. (Even though you\'re not a brony) Welcome to the forums, where we all love and tolerate the shit out of eachother. And here\'s my pimpin\' ride:
  3. Small world, looks like a lot of the Kerbonauts are also Orbinauts :cheers: Welcome to the forums! And disregard what Arcane said about the off-topic forums. We\'re heavily outnumbered by the other types of weirdness/insanity over there, hehe. :hailprobe:
  4. I like to eat Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs all the fricking day.
  5. You could make a proximity sensor parachute part. I think it was done before.
  6. I CAN\'T READ! BAAACCOOON Beggin\' Strips Commercial ITS BACON!
  7. A timeline for me: 2004 - RollerCoaster Tycoon 2005 - Ratchet and Clank 2006 - COD 1 (my dad said it looked just like an action movie! 2007 - RCT3 2007 - Supreme Commander 2008 - Lock On 2009 - COD4 2010 - Orbiter 2011 - KSP
  8. Welcome! KSP eats up your day like it\'s a kid craving cookies. I\'m sure you\'ll scale the fridge and find some play-time
  9. Your mom makes your food? PARADOX ALERT!
  10. Ok, here\'s my sugary mess: Waffle stu! Needs: 4-6 waffles A bit of butter Chocolate chips Maple syrup How to make: Take your waffles and apply butter generously. Drown the waffles in your lubricative love! Apply your chocolate chips like this: ..X..X..X.. .............. ..X..X..X.. .............. ..X..X..X.. It makes it taste even. Ok, so then you fold the waffles taco-shaped and stick \'em in the microwave until they\'re steaming (30 sec for my 1800 watt) Beat them to a pulp with your fork like it\'s your ex-wife and then now away! You will be blown into the ceiling by the sugary taste of it!
  11. I found out the day after it was posted on Orbiter-Forum. The night before I saw the thread, but blew off clicking on it until the next morning. And then my summer flew off into space and exploded in a glorious fireball of burning time.
  12. That\'s just EEEUGGH! Please excuse me while I jump out the nearest window.
  13. Error; life.exe has encountered a fatal error while loading candlejack.cfg?
  14. I hope you can accept some math stuff -The surface of the largest star, VY Canis Majoris, would almost extend out to Saturn -The universe will repeat it\'s quantum state in a very large amount of time -The number 37 multiplied by a multiple of 3 is a repdigit if it\'s under 1000 -0.999999999... is equal to one -An infinite number of elements is not possible because the electrons would need to orbit faster than the speed of light past number 126 (although some people argue the limit is 174)
  15. This is wonderfully hilarious. So, congrats! You have made my day about 20% cooler :cheers:
  16. \'Twas Patrick Star, of course!
  17. Kill me for this: My little Dalek, My little Dalek, I used to wonder what hatred could be Until you shared all it\'s fury with me Extermination Tons of guns A disgusting heart Hateful and wrong Sharing nothing You are squishy meat And the Doctor makes it all complete Yeah, my little Dalek Do you know you\'re all my very worst friends
  18. Utilities - Audacity, Paint.NET I can\'t go a day without these.
  19. Skunky is purple [me=iamwearingpants]faints[/me]
  20. Welcome to the KSP Forums! Happy Launching! Arrr! Capt\'n Pants Ok, enough games Welcome to the forums! :cheers:
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