Milo Kurtiss

KA-BEWM. Gabe Newell.

Nice theory, Strategia.

Well, since Kerbals are an alien species Richy, maybe they don't reproduce the same way as humans. But why didn't I think of that anyway?

Interesting theory, Spaceisbeautifulul. I never eve thought of Kerbals being manufactured. I'll add that to the poll. EDIT: Whoops, I can't edit polls. Sorry.

No. But close enough, eh? NovaSilisko.

So, I was thinking the other day about how Kerbals came to be and how they reproduce so fast, and I came up with this idea. What if...the Kerbals didn't lay eggs or didn't grow from plants, but instead went through a process of induced binary fission? Here's how I think it would work. 1. Kerbal is lead to a small chamber where a Kerbal scientist injects a drug into it's system. 2. Shortly before the Kerbal begins to divide, it develops a "split personality". These are actually the personalities of the 2 Kerbals that will divide from the first. 3. Kerbal then begins to develop a small groove between each eye. This then grows into a deep crack before the Kerbal finally splits into two smaller Kerbals. I know that this might not be the most stable of Kerbal reproduction theories, but it seems to fit with the multiple personalities of Kerbals and how every time you crash a craft and kill some Kerbals, there's always two, three or more to replace the ones gone. Either way, feel free to discuss your theories of how Kerbals reproduce, and the Kerbal anatomy. -Milo Kurtiss, esteemed Kerbal scientist.

I sent 10 Kerbals into space as part of my 12-week experiment called "Studies of the efffects of low-gravity on the Kerbal anatomy and mind."

M.K.A.H.B (Milo Kurtiss Aeronautics and Hot Beverages.)

206. Ask for a price check on an item.

When kids at my school act like they're "The Stuff", when they're not.

SeeS or SooS?

cheese with white fur...

Granted, you have real butter in a fake tub. I wish that in 10 years time, robots would be everywhere. In the house, in the street and in the workplace.

Liquid Sustenance: Rocket Fuel A fiery, clear liquid that smells strongly of both fermented Kerberries and rocket fuel. Takes about a month to properly congeal, congeals best in an empty rocket fuel tank.

Tommygun, which parts did you use for your cargo helicopter?

Can I ride the rover mommy?

A lazy kerbal

Demolition Company Gold, Crazy Machines 2 and Moonbase Alpha (aeiou).

Granted, but due to a significant lack of rustproofing, it turns into a crumbling pile of iron oxide. I wish these robots would get out of my head.

39. Ask for customer service.

Banned for being both "Mad" and "Eccentric".

Poot dispenser here.

kPhone Favorite space agency?

You bloody twonkers. I've got LODS OF EMONE IN ME SLACKS!

A plate of food scraps. There's a fork as well, so maybe I can use the fork to dig?