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Banned for being in a molten metal bath.

Nope Agent30632

Actually, http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/member.php/2 may be the oldest non mod member, went to 1-it doesn't exist EDIT: Nevermind, saw a post in Announcements

Banned because I'm not in the Steam group...what steam group exactly?

If your conditions for something being made from cheese involves mold, then wouldn't Earth be cheese since there is a lot of mold?

122. Start connecting all the electronics into a supercomputer.

Starting Anti-BSoD.exe... Started, removing BSoD.exe Removed BSoD.exe, created GSoD.exe(Green Screen of Death)

120. Attempting to disconnect all the security cameras.

Banned because Garry's Mod.

Banned for being the GIF master.

132+1 You know, I made a new thread for that reason-to avoid necros...I guess it didn't work

Downloading System32 from microsoft.com... Successful. Virus bitcoin-miner detected, remove?

Granted, they do for 30 seconds. I wish my game got more attention-the original did well. EDIT: shameless self advertising

Ike's mountains causes

Banned for banning.

Banned for not pulling 17 Gs

Fun 10chars

Granted, but in doing so, you no longer understand your own mind. I wish the forums didn't derp about 10 minutes ago.

Kerbal Space Program.

and then it

Granted, but it quickly goes on topic, which is off topic, which is on topic...I'm going crazy I wish I wasn't going crazy.

10/10 I like Off-Topic and there are so many games! *plays more forum games*

toxic farts because

Um...you need to corrupt my wish... I wish people would always corrupt wishes.