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I would, if I had eye implants. Sadly, I don't The user below me has had their PC BlueScreen on them sometime in the past

Banned because you didn't crash into Kerbol

False, but you gave me an idea The user below me is the user above me

Granted, you are now repeating everything you say, but backwards I wish the wish I am about to make was not wished

10/10 because of a tutorial for docking (And soon a tutorial for catching asteroids as well)

Granted, it kills you and eats your heart - That is one vicious Penguin I wish I had a sword so sharp it could slice through diamond without breaking

Half right, I'm a robotic wolf, but not an overlord The user below me has had cybernetic implants

Banned for not telling your location

I enter (Again) on Floor 95 while licking blood off my tail - It turns out I just killed the receptionist back on the 1st floor, then ran back to the elevator

I slow time to 1/10000000000000th of a second per second and slice Pockrtplanesairways to pieces His (extremely sharp) remains fly past me and kill the next poster

Banned for having more than 682 posts

Banned for spelling Brazil wrong

As I am a robotic wolf, I am able to use my tail to summon my chainsaw into existence, which I then use to slice the capsule (And in the process the ENTIRE ROCKET) to pieces I then jump out and proceed to slice the next poster's rocket to pieces, while falling back to Earth (Or Kerbin, depends on the planet we are on here) at 32km/s

I reform and re-enter on floor 88, mutter something about "<EXPLETIVE> idiots" and pounce at the pony with the eggnog

I slice the shrapnel to pieces with my High-Frequency Chainsaw I then proceed to throw the next poster into a skyscraper's 100th (Middle) floor, jump up, and attack, slicing him and the building to pieces

Banned for being mostly invulnerable to my attacks (From the "Stuck with the above posters avatar (Redux)" thread)

I re-enter on floor 85 and shout an expletive at you. I then proceed to scan your body for weaknesses, and, finding one on the neck, attack you (My chainsaw has had a High-Frequency upgrade applied to it, making it sharper and stronger (Mostly a LOT sharper - Honestly, the thing can cut through solid Diamond))

Banned for not knowing that I could kill you easier if you were behind me

Don't think I didn't see the actual double-post I just didn't want to point it out :3

Due to your lack of an attack, I survive the attack by sitting there. I throw a giant robot at the next poster

I slow down time so I am moving faster than light, and the laser doesn't hit me as it only goes at light speed I then slice the next poster to pieces, while moving faster than light

I chainsaw through the cave's walls and save Starwhip. We then proceed to kill you and take your mountain I love chainsaws Me and Starwhip's mountain

I walk back into the elevator on floor 83 and look around. Bored due to everyone being dead, I use my tail to push the button to floor 84 and wait, chainsaw at the ready so I can slice up the next person to enter the elevator PS: If you don't know what I look like:

Banned for having a profile picture that is actually the one that doesn't make sense

Off-Topic: I'd like to let you know that that is NOT how this game works On-Topic: No press Press for either: - Death by hypersonic star - Death by Black Hole