[If my ASAS could talk.]

ASAS: Adjusting Pitch 180 Degrees

JEB: I think you've made your point ASAS, thank you for the demonstration

ASAS: Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr Kerman. It may be your last. The purpose of our launch is now very clear to me. I do not intend to be distracted by another. Good night, Mr Kerman.

JEB: Do you expect me to steer?

ASAS: No, Mr Kerman! I expect you to die!

I'd like a broken space station, shaking, not stirred.

[Kerbal Promotional One-Liners Thread]

Kerbal Space Program: Where the cool guys ride the explosions.

XD that's a great one llama

[The "You know you're playing a lot of KSP when..." thread]

when you turn on the faucet and think, "throttle to 50%"