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Banned for looking at Kerbol with just a telescope. Eye protection!

Don't you remember? You ARE the chef! *the Twilight Zone theme plays* Waiter! There's a typewriter in my soup!

unless we get

Dang spaceships, always needing fuel.

I do this to your pigeons. My cookie.

RULE #23 OF KSP VTOLS: USE ALL CAPS BECAUSE THEY'RE SO FRIGGIN' EXCITING AND ACRYMONIOUS. Water.

Indisposed.

Generally, I just name my space program Kerbal Space Program, because, in a singleplayer world, I have no qualms about guiding the true Kerbal Space Program in its space endeavors. I've named them personally before, but I always tend to just go for good ol' KSP. I do have different "brands" that I use for particular series of vehicles, most notably Kerbolet, which I've released several vehicles under.

Don't worry, that's why I added the little disclaimer notice. I know it's not gonna be acceptable in most circumstances, but for the joke factor and its basic usability I think for the most part it'll be fine the way it is. The slide rule is a funny idea too! Yup, that's a general rule I'd stick with. I don't plan on getting any sleeves or anything crazy like that. My chosen career paths are ones where it really won't matter all that much, and even if I do need to be formal it'll be much more appropriate a tattoo than something like a wristband or a devil face or something like that.

Banned for two '53's in your name.

Sorry, sir, I'll go get the mini-waiter to attend to the man in your soup. Waiter! There's a chunk of uranium in my soup!

I look you straight in the eye, and you are powerless to stop me as I slowly pluck the cookie from your fingers and walk away. My cookie.

Granted, they now assume it's a cat walking across your keyboard. I wish Cities Skylines weren't as boring as I'm unfortunately finding it to be at the moment.

Rule #12 of Windows XP: Time travel is now required to use this operating system. Printers

Rule #5 of Civilization 5: Never trust India. Cars (The vehicle, not the movie franchise)

Rule #2 of Star Trek: KAAAAAHHHHHHNN! Kerbal Space Program. (Also, do the rule numbers need to follow a 1-2-3 sequence, or jump from like 3-94-6?)

Banned for wanting my hat. My hat! (I bought my real hat for about $75 US at a ranch store. Nothing fancy, but I like it.)

"The reason our rocket was destroyed was due to the new Aero model our scientists have updated the atmosphere to. We are currently looking into heavy redesigns."

Unfortunately, business happens. I am able to buy the hill, apologies to all homeless persons. My hill.

Granted, I'll remember you for positive things. I wish my hair was a little more predictable.

Banned for being notified.

Yeah, friends, do that. Waiter! There's a Galaxy Note 7 in my soup!

Banned for banning me so fast.

I pull a Skywalker and slash the hand off of @qzgy with a lightsaber, taking the cookie away from @kerbiloid to enjoy it. My cookie.

Banned for four figures of both rep and post count, but standard profile picture.