(tap tap tap...ummm is this mic on?) Uh...hi. Um... my name is Guber, and I'm a Kerbalnaut. Well...it all started innocently enough. I saw a friend post some pictures of KSP, and thought it might be fun to try. What could it hurt, it seemed harmless enough? So, I got the demo. It was fun, a few laughs with friends, that's all. I got into stable orbits and felt like the king of the world. I started doing more and more.... I told myself it was no big deal... it's just a little experimenting. I can stop anytime I want, right? But I couldn't stop. Next thing I knew I'd bought the full version. I was sitting up half the night talking to little green men and adjusting fuel loads. Mrs. Guber would call to find out where I was and who I was with...she said she doesnt' know who Jeb is.... Then there were Mun landings, satellites...good grief! Where does it stop? I realized I'd stepped off the deep end. I didn't know where to turn. Then I talked to someone. He was building space stations, but seemed like he could handle it. He told me about this place. He told me that the first step is to admit that you've got a problem. So I came here, hoping for help... you see, I REALLY NEED to build that lander so I can get back.... Well, thanks... that's my story.
