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Granted. It becomes mainstream.

I wish for duna to explode.

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Banned for going somewhere boring.

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I was going to put something sports-related, but it was cut in favor of environmental noises.

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Banned because I'm returning from 2 weeks in Hawaii.

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Granted. You go blind.

I wish for a surfboard.

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Grnanted...argleblwrglevlahgr.

I wish for SPAAAAAAACE

[Super Mario Adventure - A fan-game built in mariobuilder]

...Hello? Anyone there?

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Pffft, stupid Unix...

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Granted, but it's full of Something weird that is in a shade of Eye-Bleeding Yellow

I wish for Oranges!

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Banned for not using enough Eye-Bleeding Yellow Text

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Your weapons system was going well until it got a virus.

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Granted, but everone in russia starts talking in french.

I wish for a comet.

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Banned for being a dragon.

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Granted, but it gives you a free Justin Beiber album with it.

I wish for an unusual hat.

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Banned for being a space squid. Space Krakens > Space Squids!

[Google Picture War RELOADED]

We have lego, we can make a bridge to cross.

[Google Picture War RELOADED]

One of the downsides of high speed trains: If you derail, your screwed.

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You have been banned for not knowing I was channeling fracktail.

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Granted. The shrapnel comes from an exploding grenade, which ruptures your heart. You die.

I wish for the next poster's head to explode.

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Granted. You wear out the keys and they break.

I wish for everything to be in invisible text.

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Banned because...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESUME. SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO. GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. 404 COMPUTER HAMSTERS NOT FOUND. THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. CTRL...ALT...DELETE!!!

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Granted, but a paradox makes you explode.

I wish for an inert pie.

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Banned for being a Hellvalleyskytree figure.

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Granted. All the other keys pop out.

I wish not to have this wish granted.

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Banned for not using moar boosters.