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Isn't it amazing how much fun / laughs we can get out of simple nonsense? WE NEED MORE NONSENSE! Exhibit A: Trollpasta wiki. (you may consider this a warning, that place does not have human beings of any kind, just hairless monkeys who are even more insane then me ( )(Or at least a place where it runs freely.)

I've made a SHOKING CONSIPRACY TRUTH!11! Wernher's death was faked! So the KSC's official news director Walt Kerman told us that our favorite FAMOUS rocket scientist died today when he touched a Kraken egg and it made it hatch and then the new Kraken expanded to adult size and KILLED HIM! so veery tragik indeeed. HOWEVER IT WHAS FAKED! As seen in this image, the KSC say's it's merely and error with the crew camera name indicator, and that it's actually senior rocket tester Enrad kerman in the pilot. HOWEVER, when i digitally edit the photo, contact hundreds of geniuses and do blah blah blah jargon jargon siphisticated complex words blah blah blah, YOU CAN CLEERLY SEE THAT HE HAS MOUSTACHE AND GLASSES!!1 so this PROVES that wernher faked his death to become astronaut! BUTT WHY? IS KERLUMINATTI INVOLVED? I THINK TRULLY AFFURMITAVE!!1 All the evidence points towards Wernher being hired by the kerluminatti to go to space and defeat the original Deep space Kraken who was also NOT REALLY KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 We must expose this so veery true truth. TELL EVERYBO- Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell you later" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

Well, this has certainly been derailed. Why can't we just all express how much we like Hubble, instead of making novels about our personal stories and other unrelated things?

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If we send a manned mission to other planets, how do you think we'll keep our crew members sane? For instance, if one of them goes and murders another, it will compromise the whole thing! This is a serious issue!!

Dihydrogen monoxide is a very dangerous chemical that: is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. contributes to the "greenhouse effect". may cause severe burns. contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used: as an industrial solvent and coolant. in nuclear power plants. in the production of Styrofoam. as a fire retardant. in many forms of cruel animal research. in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products. Its chemical formula, H20 (2 hydrogen atoms, 1 oxygen atom) is widely known, and its effect also widely known, however many disregard it as a perfectly safe chemical! This is an OUTRAGE!

OH WAIT SORRY Looks like i somehow mixed up the science labs with space lounge. MODS! FIX THIS PLEASE! capscapscaps

So i'm playing Universe Sandbox 2, and i remember the original Ubox having a feature that tells you surface gravity. However, Ubox2 does not have this, and, giving only planetary radius and mass, how can i calculate surface gravity with only those 2 parameters?

Remember HST? That space telescope that brought us gorgeous views such as that of the Pillars of creation, and the Horsehead nebula? Or those early pics of Pluto? Or of Ceres? Ladies and gentleman, while Hubble is great, it won't last for long. Within 5 years (by 2020), Hubble, unable to be repaired, will reenter Earth's atmosphere and likely be placed in a museum. We wil lall remember that wonderous telescope, and i hope the James Webb will do a fine job at finding other worlds around other systems. To Hubble and everyone associated with its creation and operation, I salute you in the name of human scientific exploration!

I have made it my solemn vow to never leave KSP. no matter what happens, i will NOT leave this community unless KSP itself is no longer available for download. I will not let my favorite game die out! To others who feel this way, join me in my goal of preserving the very thing we hold dear! UNITE!

No, it stands for Before First Encounter.

NOTE: This is NOT a forum game. This is where the entire space lounge community comes in and tries to collaborate to find out the story behind this mysterious message i sent! 01001100 01000001 01010100 00111010 00100000 01001110 00100000 00110101 00110001 11000010 10110000 00100000 00110001 00110110 00100111 00100000 00110001 00110001 00101110 00110001 00110010 00110000 00111000 00100010 00001010 01001100 01001111 01001110 00111010 00100000 01000101 00100000 00110011 00110000 11000010 10110000 00100000 00110001 00110001 00100111 00100000 00110001 00110111 00101110 00110101 00110001 00110011 00110001 00100010 00001010 00001010 01001101 01010011 01000111 00101110 00001010 00001010 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 00001010 01010011 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 00001010 01000011 01010010 01000001 01010011 01001000 01000101 01000100 00100000 01010000 01001100 01000001 01001110 01000101 00001010 01000100 01010111 01001001 01001110 01000100 01001100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010011 01010101 01010000 01010000 01001100 01001001 01000101 01010011 00001010 01010010 01000001 01000100 01001001 01000001 01010100 01001001 01001111 01001110 00001010 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 00001010 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 00001010 01001000 01001100 01010000 00001010 01001000 01010000

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I've had this idea where, you, are a 2D organism in a 2D universe. but the twist is, you see the world FROM THE FIRST PERSON VIEW OF THE 2D PERSON. (You see a line.) Is there ANY game that dose this, or will someone come along and make this? (yes, i know the "line-of-sight" would be infinitely thin, but maybe we could find a way to get around that...)

When you underestimate the realism of KSP and try to land on the mun with parachutes. (not gonna lie, i fell victim to that myself when i was a noob.)

It's finally HERE! Yeah! A lot of new things have been added. Wouldn't want to spoil it for ya, though.

On Venus's surface, where all your frustrations come true. On Venus's Surface, where not a single probe gets through...

0/10 Now YOU i have never seen.

0/10. Except for when i tried KerbLog, but it didn't work out at all.

Not sure, i think 0.19 just right before it went 0.20. although i played the demo a long time until i could afford the actual game. 0.19: First mun landing (but he didn't return) 0.90: First time i orbited Jool and returned safely with kerbals.

NASA has a lot of money!

Tony stood there, trying to recognize what the black rectangle off in the distance was. He hadn't slept in 5 days, he wondered if it could be a hallucination. Mike walked over to him, he and Tony wrapped their arms around their shoulders. Their helmets bumped together, the vacuum denying them of any external noise save for the radio headset. Tony: Please, PLEASE tell me it's not another one. Mike: It is. I...see it too. Tony: Oh. Oh no. Tony became enraged, dropping to the ground and pounding at the lunar soil in rage. He got back up and tossed a rock at the anomaly. Bad move. The monolith flew closer, hovering ever-silently. It stopped only a few feet away from the duo. Both had horrified expressions on them, but their yellow-tinted visors didn't show that. Tony was levitated into the air while mike couldn't move. Mike could only stand and watch as tony's helmet was removed as the monolith began twisting and distorting tony's face beyond all recognition. He was then dropped to the ground, limp. Mike looked down and saw that tony's face was completely inhuman; having had his eyes replaces with long tendrils; his mouth seemingly welded shut; his ears cut off and numerous horns jutting out of his neck. Mike fell to his knees in horror, looking behind him to see the Monolith was gone with no trace. Mike: Tony...I'm sorry. I'm so sor- Tony decapitated mike with the cleaving blades that had grown on his hands. He got back up, shambling on the lunar surface, knowing only that he must feed. The monoliths are GODS. He must obey them, for they created the universe. They are his MASTER! Sure, here in the year 2078 they want to enslave humanity just as they had so many numerous other races, but that didn't change the fact THEY ARE GODS.

My theory proves that the kraken was FONE! The kraken is millions of years old. He anticipates everything. The Kraken once played with chemicals and accidentally made a primordial soup. Everyone and everything is it's offspring. Your girlfriend is it's daughter. Since The Kraken was kill a few years ago, it's technically dead. Despite having been resurrected. The Kraken told you your GF was it's daughter. Your GF said it was dead. KRAKEN WUZ PHONE!

Where's all the guns, violence and blood? Where's the tanks and the multiplayer? Why don't you have to pay real money to upgrade things? Why can't i make my Kerbal go prone, or crouch? And DAMMIT, WHERE'S THE ZOMBIES AND KILLSTREAKS!!?!?1/1/ this is a joke don't take it seriously mods please go away >

In the science docs, it says that the interior of Minmus may not be completely frozen, suggesting Minmus is like Europa. If that is so, do you think life - even if extremophile life - could exist there? And what of that life somehow got to the surface, was struck by a meteorite and, via panspermia, seeded Kerbin a long time ago? My theory is that both the mun and minmus used to be a lot closer to Kerbin. Because of that, tidal forces warmed minmus's interior a lot more, while the Mun was volcanic like crazy. Back then, extremeophile life existed below Minmus's surface, in a gigantic underground ocean. But then geysers erupted and expelled microbes all over the Kerbol system. Kerbin was seeded. Well, added on-to really, Kerbin had life first, but Minmus jump started evolution. Laythe was seeded. Bop...was seeded?! Vall's underground ocean was seeded. Eeloo (back when it was much more Crovolcanic) had areas around it's geysers seeded. As you may guess, this is a startling new theory on how life emerged throughout Kerbol.