Souper

nah... Sun's banned ghost counterpart.

Denied! LABHOUSE?

Granted. They all now violate forum rule 2.2c I wish forum rule 2.2g didn't exist so that i could say the F word.

Granted. I wish for a meteorite to land in my back yard!

Granted. I wish for Venus.

Nah. Ogrefloater?

Nope. Sun?

Why am i in mud?

Colooooooooooorszzzzzzzz- (Venus has black disc-like flaps on its surface that eat the soil (lithotrophs)) (or at least that's MY imaginary Venus)

"Uh-oh, it's reindeer season, should'v brought hunting rifles..."

...Y'all know i like Phat.

10 / 10 so true BTW, despite being an antibrony, i've actually read some MLP fanfics, specifically the creepypastas. Creepypastas attract me like crazy. In other words, read all the creepypastas. No sorting needed, ALL OF THEM.

You changed your name. That's irreversible. Your muddy fate was sealed from that, no use in trying to go back.

MODERATORS! caps

I can already tell where this is going.

MODERATORS! COME OVER HERE! caps

520: The Flaron empire launches a space probe to Laythe. Remains of human civilization are discovered, interstellar flight is made possible when the tech is reversed engineered.

Agreeing? HAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

500: The Spacus nation is founded. 500.1: Stayputnik 1 is launched, becomes first space probe to achieve orbit around Kerbin. 510: Kostok 1 is launched, becomes first manned spacecraft to enter orbit around Kerbin. 510.1: The kerbals attempt a manned Mun exploration program.

506: The Venusians return and launch a full-scale invasion of the Kerbol system. ALIEN INVASION!

303: The Mun is discovered. Intense obsession causes the next 100 years to be entirely focused on discovering other moons of kerbin. 403: Minmus is discovered. The search ends, and Kerbals want to try to reach these objects.

270: The ancient Human civilization, formed in the year -5000 on Laythe's equator, goes extinct, leaving enough research in secret laboratories to propel Kerbals to Kroxima Kentauri & beyond. It is unknown how they survived on Laythe in the first place.

Having to select this text in order to see it? CHEATER! Real players are always omniscient, and always knwo that the exact background color here is #FAFAFA.

One day i was playing Minecraft with the Galacticraft mod on creative mode, so i could freebuild on other planets. after battling hundreds of glitches and bugs, and being incredibly frustrated by not being able to travel to Venus, i made a secret underground base on the moon. Then i found out about the Build Faster mod, only after having broken my back one block at a time. Then i found a strange emotion that made me hot and tense at everything, to this day i still feel it whenever i access the proper RNA sequence in order to view said event in what is known as the largest cluster of neurons in the human body.