shadowslayer72

wish granted, your dog eats it. i wish to rule the world

granted, but a sea monster releases a gas onto the shore that continues on and eventually makes the entire world air supply smell like bad breath. i wish i was a super hero.

wish granted but the handsomely charming, awesome, stylish, intelligent, athletic, heroic protagonist (me) kills you with a spoon. i wish for a zombie apocalypse.

granted, it falls on your head and kills you on impact. i wish i was athletic.

he now knows the difference between Albert Einstein and Isaac Newton. he also knows everything about you and seals your credit card.