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    http://ihasabucket.com This is art.
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    American Sniper and the Mad Max reboot.
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    False. Or true. You'll never know. The user below me loves Dr. Pepper.
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    "Let's see. We'll put the McDonalds there, the Starbucks over there..."
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    51,890,665,455.476479408x5.51=285,917,566,659.67540154 I genuinely have no idea.
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    Granted. It corrupts your computer. I wish for some Chex Mix.
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    Granted. You accidentally tell it to kill your loved ones. I wish for a TARDIS
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    Granted, however, since you are using the cheap, terrible Albuquerque drive in lieu of the Alcubierre drive, the ship explodes from faulty engineering. I wish for bow ties. All of the bow ties.
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    I happen to be fire retardant. I turn the next poster into a potato.
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    Granted. The infinite boosters fly wild and kill your grandmother, and if she's already dead, kill her again. I wish for a space program.
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    Granted, but you accidentally kill a mafia leaders family with it, and the mafia comes and rips your spine out. I wish for a solid-gold jet pack.
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    Granted, in the hour you skipped, you won a trillion dollars, but since you didn't pick up the phone, it was given to someone else. I wish for a miniature Saturn V replica.
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    Granted, he now makes you wrestle bears. I wish for Ceres to be mine.
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    Granted. They all wish for your painful death. I wish for actual gaming skills.
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    I am a dual Water-Rock type, so it's only 1/4 as effective as normal. I throw a man-eating lobster at the next poster.
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    The black hole turns out to be a strange dimension where time is a dimensional object. The next poster is mauled by 30 goats.
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    Granted. It is mildly warm for Antarctica, which means it is still freakin freezing. I wish for fezzes.
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    Granted. It begins trying to kill you and members of your family, including your bipedal, talking dog. I wish for a woman with a large clutch of eggs.
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    Granted. Everyone is now also allergic to dairy products. I wish for a pet Adipose.
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    Granted. People start building war machines in real life, and kill eachother with them. I wish for a pet Sharktopus
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    Granted, you get so filled with water you explode. Your welcome. I wish for some Bagel Bites.
  23. DovaJeb
    DayZ is perfect just the way it is.
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    Granted. It is propelled by a fission reactor that, when you crash, spills everywhere and kills everyone. I wish for more cowbell. Edit: Ninja'd....
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    Granted. However, these parts take up so much memory that your game crashes immediately when trying to load it. I wish for my procrastination to end.
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