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Some photos I recently acquired.I can recognize the first one quite easily, but not others... You know why this is in the fan-art category, right?

The objective of this game is to make a worse joke about KSP than the person before. Rules: No posting twice in a row Your jokes have to be about KSP The jokes also (duh) have to fall within the community rules. I will go first. Q: What did Jeb say to Bill as they were plummeting to their deaths? A: Oh, chute.

Dear All, Hope, you guys must be enjoying the life but also going through lots of ups and downs of life. We all love to hear or share Jokes and fond of watching entertaining shows and movies but sometime people laugh a lot and sometime they they do not find it. My opinion is it does not matter how old the joke is but it matters how you express it or say it. You body language, you expression and your capability of keeping the suspense count. Here i share a good joke: Interview: Tell me one idea which will reduce train accident?Man: Well.. we can make speed break on tracks. LOL..hahahah Would appreciate if you share your valuable views and also would like to hear some JOKES so that we can laugh and share them further to bring fun and humor in peoples life. Wish you all a very happy Christmas and very Happy New year. Keep smiling Best Regards

What interesting April Fools jokes have you found today on the Internet? Google is advertising their new smart yard, Google Gnome. And Google Maps lets you play Pac-Man in your neighborhood!

For those who missed the forum migration, there were witty lines, jokes and puns cycled every couple of seconds on the website, similar to those in the loading screen when launching the game. Here is a complete list with the lines, and most of the captures with the Kerbal character. I think we can make good use of some of them, especially with the "Installing HypeTrain tracks" image . "Crossing fingers", "Building a Church of St. NathanKell", "Demoting Rich to Poor", "Reticulating splines", "Removing all data from between September 2012 and April 2013", "Coming up with clever remarks", "Detaining Green Iron Crown", "Verifying backups", "Pressing F5 for safety", "Archiving mission failure reports", "Hiding experimental test team discussions", "Banning spambots", "Spamming banbots", "Destroying the evidence", "Flexing struts", "Reanimating avatars", "Signing signatures", "Gizoogling all text", "Consulting Clippy", "Ordering fake passport from spambot", "Trying to remember combination for Fault Vault", "Removing the Magic Boulder from history", "Watching <a href='http://xkcd.com/' target='_blank'>xkcd comics</a>", "Mopping up coffee spills on server backups", "Sending Postcards from Laythe", "Assimilating the modding community", "Implementing total authoritarian rule", "Eating a Turkey sandwich", "Annoying mayor Poopiter", "Boop, nice!", "Gobble Gobble", "Broadcasting!", "Spell Checker brought to you by TheiPeer", "Firing ze missiles", "Knock knock", "Evaluating ALL suggestions", "Attempting to chase cat away from keyboahjsgdvnmx", "We need an adult", "Randomly connecting wires in the server room", "Enjoying a day off after migration was completed in 10 minutes", "Emailing bithday greetings", "Resetting all passwords to 'password'", "Removing boosters, your move", "Developing KSP pachinko machine", "Installing HypeTrain tracks", "Repurposing Round-8", "Confettifying Fairings", "Granting administrator permissions to Green Iron Crown", "Downgrading DuoDex to SingleDex", "Deported Squad", "Now with EXTRA space kraken", "Your forum is very important to us, please hold", "Now hiring: authoritarian moderators", "All your Kerbals are belong to us", "Playing Fallout 4", "Porting KSP to a Nokia 3310", "Writing warning labels", "Adding negative graviolis", "Eating snacks", "Polishing Unity Awards", "Sourcing server parts from the side of the road", "Emptying bit bucket", "Distributing resources", "Arguing Pointlessness", "Making it so", "Sending rescue mission", "Loading KrakenDrive.exe", "Error 418: I'm a teapot", "Communicating with major Tom", "Adding semicolons", "Star Trekking across the universe", "Raising a barn", "Cutting corners", "Equating Tsiolkovsky", "Rocket.exe is not responding.", "Pointing at Lagrange", "Dragging feet", "Salting the forums", "Feeeding a banana to Stewart", "Opening pod bay doors", "Sending friendship request to lithosphere", "Making sure it's plugged in", "Considering Project Pigeon as guidance system", "Trying to dodge Ike", "Faking Mun Landing", "Releasing space whales", "Implementing Murphy's Law", "Apologizing to Dave", "Allowing neutrinos to pass through", "Applying duct tape", "Applying WD-40", "Giving it all she's got captain", "Assuring Quallllity", "Just DOING it", "Blaming Unity", "Producing", "Repairing Launchpad", "Negotiating a new gravitational constant", "Remodulating phase conduits", "Counting remaining snacks", "Literally reinventing the wheel", "Reading manual", "Finding a replacement engineer", "Painting holes black", "Buying more snacks", "Entangling the quantum", "Switching SCE to AUX", "Watching paint dry", "Watching grass grow", "Running around screaming", "Running around babbling like an idiot", "Implementing wormhole", "Stirring Oxygen Tanks", "On a boat trip near Wallops", "Reversing polarity", "Extinguishing flames", "Experimenting with F2O2", "Sorry, wrong button" Album with the captures will follow shortly, as I'm currently getting error messages every ime I try to upload something to Imgur... Any advice would come in handy. Until then, an image as a preview: Here is the album with most of the lines + the funny little Kerbal:

The title is pretty self-explanatory. You know how for the past two days there was that landing page that said things like "Playing Fallout 4..." "Running around babbling like an idiot..." "Allowing neutrinos to pass through..." etc.? The point of this game is to make up silly reasons why it took so long for everything to pan out. You can also post reasons for any of the forum's current... symptoms. I'll start: The reason the upgrade took so long is because SQUAD was crushed under all the old posts. The reason the upgrade took so long is because a wild cow of paradise stampeded through the server room. The reason we still have Bad Gateway errors is because the new forum's server gateway is a salvaged gateway that turned out to be the one Sauron had been using for Mordor. Get it? BAD Gateway? ;P Bonus points for creativity and pure hilariousness.