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Does anybody have any KSP puns? I have one: You don't understand the GRAVITY of the situation here! Any better than mine?

Currently this is my naming list: Base Aztec Gods https://namingschemes.com/Aztec_gods Manned Aerial Vehicle Hindu Deities https://namingschemes.com/Hindu_Deities Manned Space Flight Famous Generals https://namingschemes.com/Generals Relay Sat Greek Islands https://namingschemes.com/Greek_islands Rescue Mission Cuban Cigars https://namingschemes.com/Cuban_Cigar_Brands Rover Egyptians Gods https://namingschemes.com/Egyptian_Gods SSTO Zodiac Signs https://namingschemes.com/Zodiac_Signs Station/ Multipart Vehicle Greek Gods https://namingschemes.com/Greek_Gods Testing Vehicle/ Mission Prep Angels https://namingschemes.com/Angels Unmanned Aerial Vehicle Knight rider themed https://namingschemes.com/Knight_Rider Unmanned Space Flight Mythical characters https://namingschemes.com/Mythological_Characters I can't wait to send a manned rocket to Ike called 'Eisenhower' (Eisenhower's nickname used to be Ike). Do you have any subtle (or not so subtle) names for certain missions?

This game is simple to play.....Just reply to the person before you with a pun-containing sentence! It can be any form of a pun... As for the rules: 1. Observe the Forum Game Guidelines 2. Have fun!..... I'll start, "I hope this thread doesn't become puninteresting..."

For those who missed the forum migration, there were witty lines, jokes and puns cycled every couple of seconds on the website, similar to those in the loading screen when launching the game. Here is a complete list with the lines, and most of the captures with the Kerbal character. I think we can make good use of some of them, especially with the "Installing HypeTrain tracks" image . "Crossing fingers", "Building a Church of St. NathanKell", "Demoting Rich to Poor", "Reticulating splines", "Removing all data from between September 2012 and April 2013", "Coming up with clever remarks", "Detaining Green Iron Crown", "Verifying backups", "Pressing F5 for safety", "Archiving mission failure reports", "Hiding experimental test team discussions", "Banning spambots", "Spamming banbots", "Destroying the evidence", "Flexing struts", "Reanimating avatars", "Signing signatures", "Gizoogling all text", "Consulting Clippy", "Ordering fake passport from spambot", "Trying to remember combination for Fault Vault", "Removing the Magic Boulder from history", "Watching <a href='http://xkcd.com/' target='_blank'>xkcd comics</a>", "Mopping up coffee spills on server backups", "Sending Postcards from Laythe", "Assimilating the modding community", "Implementing total authoritarian rule", "Eating a Turkey sandwich", "Annoying mayor Poopiter", "Boop, nice!", "Gobble Gobble", "Broadcasting!", "Spell Checker brought to you by TheiPeer", "Firing ze missiles", "Knock knock", "Evaluating ALL suggestions", "Attempting to chase cat away from keyboahjsgdvnmx", "We need an adult", "Randomly connecting wires in the server room", "Enjoying a day off after migration was completed in 10 minutes", "Emailing bithday greetings", "Resetting all passwords to 'password'", "Removing boosters, your move", "Developing KSP pachinko machine", "Installing HypeTrain tracks", "Repurposing Round-8", "Confettifying Fairings", "Granting administrator permissions to Green Iron Crown", "Downgrading DuoDex to SingleDex", "Deported Squad", "Now with EXTRA space kraken", "Your forum is very important to us, please hold", "Now hiring: authoritarian moderators", "All your Kerbals are belong to us", "Playing Fallout 4", "Porting KSP to a Nokia 3310", "Writing warning labels", "Adding negative graviolis", "Eating snacks", "Polishing Unity Awards", "Sourcing server parts from the side of the road", "Emptying bit bucket", "Distributing resources", "Arguing Pointlessness", "Making it so", "Sending rescue mission", "Loading KrakenDrive.exe", "Error 418: I'm a teapot", "Communicating with major Tom", "Adding semicolons", "Star Trekking across the universe", "Raising a barn", "Cutting corners", "Equating Tsiolkovsky", "Rocket.exe is not responding.", "Pointing at Lagrange", "Dragging feet", "Salting the forums", "Feeeding a banana to Stewart", "Opening pod bay doors", "Sending friendship request to lithosphere", "Making sure it's plugged in", "Considering Project Pigeon as guidance system", "Trying to dodge Ike", "Faking Mun Landing", "Releasing space whales", "Implementing Murphy's Law", "Apologizing to Dave", "Allowing neutrinos to pass through", "Applying duct tape", "Applying WD-40", "Giving it all she's got captain", "Assuring Quallllity", "Just DOING it", "Blaming Unity", "Producing", "Repairing Launchpad", "Negotiating a new gravitational constant", "Remodulating phase conduits", "Counting remaining snacks", "Literally reinventing the wheel", "Reading manual", "Finding a replacement engineer", "Painting holes black", "Buying more snacks", "Entangling the quantum", "Switching SCE to AUX", "Watching paint dry", "Watching grass grow", "Running around screaming", "Running around babbling like an idiot", "Implementing wormhole", "Stirring Oxygen Tanks", "On a boat trip near Wallops", "Reversing polarity", "Extinguishing flames", "Experimenting with F2O2", "Sorry, wrong button" Album with the captures will follow shortly, as I'm currently getting error messages every ime I try to upload something to Imgur... Any advice would come in handy. Until then, an image as a preview: Here is the album with most of the lines + the funny little Kerbal: