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Gojira

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I colonize a planet, and make a forcefield around it. (boosted with a hype generator and set to a frequency to destroy space marines and ponies along with their ships most effectively)

My planet. (I abandon the 2 other hills)

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I modify some physical constants which cause the helium in your blimps to decay into hydrogen. The reduction in density causes them to swell up and rise into the upper atmosphere where they rip open. The hydrogen comes into contact with the engines, resulting in boom. I return the physical constants back to normal and grab the smoldering blimp wreckage, which I fly off with.

My blimp wreckage.

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Meanwhile, a small fraction of every existing star explodes.

Somehow a dove the size of a small aircraft came out of this radiation fest and grabs GreeningGalaxy by the leg. It drags GreeningGalaxy back to space, where galaxies belong. Also, the small reduction in stars does 0.6 damage to GreeningGalaxy.

My planet.

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