Xannari Ferrows Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 That's okay, I cast gate and bring forth Klurichir to destroy my old hillhttp://www.allan-wiltshire.co.uk/RPG/karsh3.jpgMy Chaotic Evil DemonSuch creature does not exist in the MTG universe, therefore has no effect on it. I cast Time Stop so you can not respond to that.Back to 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) Hello, this is Fel's duplicate, activated in the event of nerdom wars. I take my +2 Long Sword and bisect your deck of cards, destroying them and their evil power once and for all.My Wizards of the Coast Nerd Rage ;p Edited May 25, 2015 by Fel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Hello, this is Fel's duplicate, activated in the event of nerdom wars. I take my +2 Long Sword and bisect your deck of cards, destroying them and their evil power once and for all.My Wizards of the Coast Nerd Rage ;pYou jerk! There was a foil new edition Black Lotus in there! It was worth millions! ...You shall pay for what you've done! Takes out Flintlock Staff with 6 stars range+3 standing charge shot, +2 effect duration, +3 petrification, -1 status resistance.I have Warp, and Autoreticle as my powers of choice. Your move.To be determined... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TARDISES Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 While you two fight this out, I'll be over here, uhhh, "defending" the hill. At the controls of a Gespenst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I teach you how to spell correctly. My good-grammar hill-defender and said hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 You jerk! There was a foil new edition Black Lotus in there! It was worth millions! ...You shall pay for what you've done! Takes out Flintlock Staff with 6 stars range+3 standing charge shot, +2 effect duration, +3 petrification, -1 status resistance.I have Warp, and Autoreticle as my powers of choice. Your move.To be determined...I summon my faithful Klurichir, and cast Greater Invisibility and Silence upon him, thus rendering your Autoreticle useless as you are unable to see or hear him.Your move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Um, you are not talking to the current owner of the hill. Please check the number and try again. Announcement Error Six Five Dash ThreeBEEP BEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEEEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windows_x_seven Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) windows_x_seven.exe has crashed[DEBUG]message received<Announcement Error Six Five Dash Three>error 0x666999could not decode messagecode 1337contact bill gates[DEBUG]My faulty decoding system. Edited May 25, 2015 by windows_x_seven may gates help us all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I summon my faithful Klurichir, and cast Greater Invisibility and Silence upon him, thus rendering your Autoreticle useless as you are unable to see or hear him.Your move.I use Darkness lvl 2, which casts a hemisphere of pure dark energy all around me, blinding anything near. I then warp away. You don't know where I am, nor can you see me as well. I then slowly take my time and look for photonic refractions of any magnitude on the battlefield; anything that moves a single picometer will be shot.Pass turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 You are not talking to the current owner of the hill. Please check the number and try again. Announcement Error Six Five Dash ThreeBEEP BEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEEEPMy error report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) IT MOVED! BoomI guess I'll have to add your hill to the rewards of whoever wins this conflict... Edited May 26, 2015 by Xannari Ferrows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I win. My win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I'm pretty sure you have to be alive for that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I use Darkness lvl 2, which casts a hemisphere of pure dark energy all around me, blinding anything near. I then warp away. You don't know where I am, nor can you see me as well. I then slowly take my time and look for photonic refractions of any magnitude on the battlefield; anything that moves a single picometer will be shot.Pass turn.Oooh tricky...I release my 20HD beast and summon 20 1HD at random... I figure, even if they can't kill you (and let's be honest here, they can't), they'll at least give away your position should you attack them.I have my newly summoned creatures search the area for you.pass turn- - - Updated - - -@DMAN there can be multiple hills, per the rules, I believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I think not.There can only be one! eye.Also, no role playing.My soapbox of self-righteousness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Oooh tricky...I release my 20HD beast and summon 20 1HD at random... I figure, even if they can't kill you (and let's be honest here, they can't), they'll at least give away your position should you attack them.I have my newly summoned creatures search the area for you.pass turnClever... But, I must ask...How do you track me? I am a sniper. Is it through disturbances in the air, hyper-sensitive hearing, or something else? I'll assume it is something of the sort... for now.I'll have to use my trump card. I use Super Speed, quickly running through the field at insurmountable speeds. Along the way, I occasionally lay down Virus, which causes near instant paralysis, and prevents the use of powers to anyone in it's affliction radius. I also lay down mines along the way, then quickly return to my post. Blind, hindered movement, and explosives around you, although I did use most of my powers in the process. As a last resort, I have Spite with me.Pass turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Um, can you guys make this thread more accessible to others by not doing a DnD-type thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Um, can you guys make this thread more accessible to others by not doing a DnD-type thing?This has more irony than Hematite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) Clever... But, I must ask...How do you track me? I am a sniper. Is it through disturbances in the air, hyper-sensitive hearing, or something else? I'll assume it is something of the sort... for now.I'll have to use my trump card. I use Super Speed, quickly running through the field at insurmountable speeds. Along the way, I occasionally lay down Virus, which causes near instant paralysis, and prevents the use of powers to anyone in it's affliction radius. I also lay down mines along the way, then quickly return to my post. Blind, hindered movement, and explosives around you, although I did use most of my powers in the process. As a last resort, I have Spite with me.Pass turn.Now this is a predicament. Being a soft and plushy D&D Pseudo-Summoner (let's face it, not exactly rolling dice here ;p), I rely on my creatures to do my work for me. With only a few tricks to help in certain situations. I decide that I cannot win this fight on this battlefield and prepare for retreat.I use haste, invisibility and my remaining summons to spawn / detonate a clear path to freedom, hoping to go unnoticed among the chaos.*** Honestly, not going to fight over this since it is just a game, but doing trap-laying like that is extremely overpowered. Even if I summon rogue-like creatures to disarm them, you can safely snipe from a distance regardless of me spotting you or not. I don't think I can call forth a true sniper in the likes of you, and I can't close the gap without moving slowly (spot checks) so really all I can do is retreat.*** Though, I just realized it MIGHT have been possible to fly over them; depending on the trigger type. Oh well. Edited May 25, 2015 by Fel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Now this is a predicament. Being a soft and plushy D&D Pseudo-Summoner (let's face it, not exactly rolling dice here ;p), I rely on my creatures to do my work for me. With only a few tricks to help in certain situations. I decide that I cannot win this fight on this battlefield and prepare for retreat.I use haste, invisibility and my remaining summons to spawn / detonate a clear path to freedom, hoping to go unnoticed among the chaos.*** Honestly, not going to fight over this since it is just a game, but doing trap-laying like that is extremely overpowered. Even if I summon rogue-like creatures to disarm them, you can safely snipe from a distance regardless of me spotting you or not. I don't think I can call forth a true sniper in the likes of you, and I can't close the gap without moving slowly (spot checks) so really all I can do is retreat.No worries^^ I'm not playing to win...I take aim at the sudden notice of a debris field, but I do not see anything through the thick clouds. I quickly use Angelic Missile to fire myself to the top of the highest peak in the fields, and look around. Not a thing in sight. Only 3 powers left.I mentally map out the spaces around me, and slowly deduct routes based on safety, stealthiness, and accessibility. A few to choose from, but not narrow enough. I then think to myself "If I were to want to go unnoticed, while knowing how my opponent thinks about reasoning, where would I go?" ...I then make my decision, leaving the Flintlock behind in order to travel lighter. I use Jump Glide to get to the grazes of the route, and cast Interference, cancelling your cloak. Only 1 power remaining...No words... I walk up slowly, as if I have something to say. However, no words... Only Spite. One use drains all my life force to expel power of unprecedented magnitude, enveloping any and all within it's blast radius. I look at it, I look at you, and a few seconds pass.There was a sound of thunder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 No worries^^ I'm not playing to win...I take aim at the sudden notice of a debris field, but I do not see anything through the thick clouds. I quickly use Angelic Missile to fire myself to the top of the highest peak in the fields, and look around. Not a thing in sight. Only 3 powers left.I mentally map out the spaces around me, and slowly deduct routes based on safety, stealthiness, and accessibility. A few to choose from, but not narrow enough. I then think to myself "If I were to want to go unnoticed, while knowing how my opponent thinks about reasoning, where would I go?" ...I then make my decision, leaving the Flintlock behind in order to travel lighter. I use Jump Glide to get to the grazes of the route, and cast Interference, cancelling your cloak. Only 1 power remaining...No words... I walk up slowly, as if I have something to say. However, no words... Only Spite. One use drains all my life force to expel power of unprecedented magnitude, enveloping any and all within it's blast radius. I look at it, I look at you, and a few seconds pass.There was a sound of thunder...I bellow, calling forth the names of every demon I know, promising my soul to them should they revoke this unsightly blow... but none listen. I take a look around at the remnants of my and Xannari Ferrows' hill... now blacked with tar and ash. I look at Xannari Ferrows, still smiling as he takes his last breath, it's over, his eyes seem to say; and I close mine in agreement.Um, can you guys make this thread more accessible to others by not doing a DnD-type thing?Xannari Ferrows started with "Magic The Gathering", a table top card game, then moved to "Kid Icarus: Uprising" a Nintendo DS game... after I destroyed his deck XD.I'm the only one really using D&D-Like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I use hax. I win. MY HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TARDISES Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Nope.Plasma stakes, activated.JET! MAGNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!*misses* Oh, right, size modifiers.Ah well.I attempt to get my Gespenst to step on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 The next round begins, I go buy another deck based around multiplying tokens and Infect, as well as some instant kill combos.by this turn, I have 10 zombies on the field, all with Infect. They all charge at your face.Since you can only take 10 poison counters before losing, it's either your move, or submit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TARDISES Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 One problem with your theory.You're attempting biological warfare against a GIANT ROBOT.Split Missile, fire!And it's being used as a MAP attack, to boot. (Yes, I know it cannot be used this way in SRW, but considering it's human-sized opponents, it's only logical to do so in this case) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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