King of the Hill

[icantmakemodels]

$ sudo echo Icantmakemodels > /Hill/Owner

$ echo "#include <FutureWeapons.h>" > /Hill/Defenses.c

$ echo "main(){" >> /Hill/Defenses.c

$ echo "LASER_CANNON();" >> /Hill/Defenses.c

$ echo "ION_CANNON();" >> /Hill/Defenses.c

$ echo "KK_GATLING_GUN(AI=1)" >> /Hill/Defenses

$ echo "}" >> /Hill/Defenses

$ echo "my bashized hill."

my bashized hill.

$ |

Edited September 16, 2015 by icantmakemodels

[Ethanadams]

I go onto task manager end windows.exe and go outside travel to the Himalayas go to the ice flow build a fort there

my hill

[icantmakemodels]

Unfortunately, i was running Linux.

Nothing happened.

Still my hill with stuff.

Edited September 16, 2015 by icantmakemodels

[mikeman7918]

I nuke it from orbit and then I launch a series of defense satellites to defend the hill.

My hill.

[icantmakemodels]

I ion cannon the satellites.

my hill defended by an ion cannon.

[legoclone09]

sv_cheats 1

god == true

noclip == true

give weapon_awp

give weapon_deagle

You can't go anything! My hill. Defended by me with god mode on and my amazing AWPing skills.

[mikeman7918]

I find my own hill and hire Chuck Norris to defend it.

[icantmakemodels]

legoclone09:

error: line 2: syntax error near unexpected token '=='

error: line 3: syntax error near unexpected token '=='

make: error 1. stop.

STILL my hill.

[mikeman7918]

But I found my own hill, it was never yours to begin with.

Still my hill.

[icantmakemodels]

whatever.

i take the hill by force.

*ion cannon*

my hill defended by an ion cannon.

[legoclone09]

*presses tilda key*

sv_cheats 1

god

noclip

sv_infinite_ammo 1

give weapon_m4a1-silenced

give tool_hegrenade

give tool_c4explosive

I blow up the ion cannon with my C4 and nades, and then kill you with my silenced M4. I'm in god mode, and hosting the server

My hill.

[mikeman7918]

I tell Chuck Norris that you insulted his mom.

My hill.

[legoclone09]

I tell Chuck Norris that you insulted his mom.

My hill.

How is it your hill? I do have god mode on and noclip, i can go whereever I want and am invincible as well.

[Guest]

I accidentally create a black hole. Everything is sucked in.

[icantmakemodels]

my hill.

[mikeman7918]

I flip the hill upside down and inhabit the half that used to be the bottom. My hill.

[legoclone09]

I make a black hole and have a ship orbiting inside the event horizon, but with a FTL drive keeping it aloft. Then the hill is sucked in, and I have the hill.

My hill. Also in the black hole is the universe's military and all weapons. All with aimbots and wallhacks.

[icantmakemodels]

*Ignore this post.*

(Ninja'd!)

Edited September 17, 2015 by icantmakemodels

[Yukon0009]

Ultra god mode, I take hill.

[icantmakemodels]

~

VAC 1

VAC: Cheaters detected.

VAC: Cheaters will be banned.

VAC: Banning yukon0009...

VAC: Done.

*builds a new hill*

my hill.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

*hill grows to the size of Mt. Everest and becomes a volcano*

My volcano.

[icantmakemodels]

I take the volcano by force.

My volcano.

[legoclone09]

Erupts volcano, killing you. I also build one and hide it somewhere random with random coordinates in a slipspace drive.

My volcano.

[EdusacconBR]

i created a black hole

no hill

[icantmakemodels]

i build a new hill.

my hill.