King of the Hill

[Spearka]

NECK BREAK!!!

my hill

[Designer225]

You asphyxiate due to lack of air.

No one's hill. Without air.

[Lohan2008]

China successfully lands rover on the moon, drowning out rest of game:

China's Hill

[Halsfury]

I fire an anti-sat missile at China's rover, debris from the explosion is sent on a retrograde path towards the earth and levels the hill and the maoists on it

NASA builds the SLS launchpad on the hill

[quasarrgames]

The first SLS launch won't be for another 3 years (30 if nasa keeps delaying everything like they are now) so i claim the launchpad. I launch a massive hill space station into low Earth orbit.

My orbiting hill and launchpad.

[Noname117]

I blow you up with one of my airplanes and use the launchpad to launch a rocket up to de-orbit the hill and land it on the launchpad.

My launchpad and buried tank which I happen to be stuck in!

[Halsfury]

I blow you up with one of my airplanes and use the launchpad to launch a rocket up to de-orbit the hill and land it on the launchpad.

My launchpad and buried tank which I happen to be stuck in!

I notice some of your tank sticking out of the hill so I put a large shaped charge on the hull and detonate it, I take the rest of the tank and sell it on ebay as a garden ornament

I use the proceeds to build a high power anti-missile laser bunker on the dilapidated remains of the hill

My pock marked war zone and tank with a garden gnome crew

[Gojira]

I plant a flag on the hill.

My hill.

...

I HAVE RETURNED TO RECLAIM MY THREAD AS RIGHTFUL RULER.

Edited December 15, 2013 by Gojira

[Designer225]

According to international law, no one owns the moon. Yup: no one owns the moon.

That means all your attempts to claim the hill is void. That doesn't mean you can't wage war on the hill, though. Mining is still open to discussion.

The international hill.

[ZodiaK]

I blow up the moon and claim one of the large land lumps.

my land lump.

[Designer225]

I blow up the moon and claim one of the large land lumps.

my land lump.

OOC: Do you have to destroy the moon? You could claim one on Earth!

*BEEP* Things got reset.

No one's hill.

[Spearka]

I put my foot on the unclaimed hill

My hill

[quasarrgames]

I put both my feet on the hill.

my hill.

[Tidus Klein]

I cut all your feet off and plant an AAT flag on the hill

my hill with your feet!

[quasarrgames]

A new body rises out of my feet, and the feet on my real body grow back. I HAVE SELF-REPLICATING POWERS!

My hill, with an AAT flag and a corpse on it.

[Halsfury]

A new body rises out of my feet, and the feet on my real body grow back. I HAVE SELF-REPLICATING POWERS!

My hill, with an AAT flag and a corpse on it.

I throw you in chains and build a museum of silliness on the hill, carefully preserving the scenes of ridiculousness and madness

Museum's Hill

[Goodle...]

I use the devil to kill you (your post is 666) MY HILL AND DEVIL

[vexx32]

I wipe the hill clean with a Displacement Ray.

My hill.

[quasarrgames]

I sabotage your displacement raytm tm tm tm tm tm tm tm and cover the hill in diamonds

My diamond-encrusted almost indestructible hill

[Noname117]

I terraform the Earth so there are no longer hills.

Vexx32's flat plains

[vexx32]

I raise an immense hill the size of Mt Everest out of the flat earth. My hill.

[Designer225]

OOC: ... Raising a hill is... maybe?

The hill is no longer the hill.

Vexx32's mountain.

[toolofdarkness]

i blow up the mountain then reset the hill with my button

not my hill

[Spearka]

I place a bunker on said hill

My hill

[vexx32]

I claim your bunker, and the hill whilst you are out buying milk. Mine.