King of the Hill

[Tidus Klein]

So would saying my hill (insert random phrase here) be ok or is that what your saying with status quo?

I punch you in the face with an SRB

My Hill

[Goodle...]

I send Jeb to slay you by shooting you into Kerbol. My hill. I use Space tape to tangle the orbit so nobody gets through

[briansun1]

I tell jeb you have his SRBs

my hill

[Designer225]

The Deluxe 4 and KVR Sp33dy's way:

While you guys are watching, I mowed you down with a mini cooper and claimed the hill.

[vexx32]

Oh, is that all? Time to construct a fortress on the hill. We're burying you inside the reinforced concrete foundations. My hill. And fortress.

[Goodle...]

I bombard you with Titan Vs until it breaks. MY HILL AND BROKEN FORTRESS

[Lord_Potato]

I invite the Borg to assimilate the hill. I then destroy the Borg. My hill.

[Xzabath]

I put up your hill on ebay sell it for a ridiculous amount of money, don't worry about the legal ramifications and build a new hill.

[Tidus Klein]

I ponder on why we are fighting for such an insignificant hill,

I then leave and take over fort knocks( which is on a hill) with my awesome Ninja skills.

Not my hill

[vexx32]

... Claims the hill.

[Tidus Klein]

I ponder more about the hill and relizing it holds the key to the universe I send down the fury that is gold plated SRB's down up on your face.

My hill with the key to the universe some where inside!

[toolofdarkness]

uses keys to build a hill with in your hill so you can have a hill and so can i with out much problems and returns keys to you afterwords

[Lord_Potato]

THE REIGN OF THE POTATO BEGINS NOW!

I, the Ruler of Potatia, hereby declare that this hill is now the hill is now a territory of Potatia. All inhabitants shall submit or die. Any resistance shall be destroyed.

[vexx32]

I turn your entire kingdom to mashed potato and eat you all. The hill is mine.

[GROOV3ST3R]

I quickly capitalize on the fact that my enemy has been reduced a grotesque, rotund, immobile monstrosity, too bloated to move due to eating so much mash and roll you down the hill. The hill, which is now something akin to a crater with ruins of bunkers and fortresses stacked on top of one another, is now mine.

[Tidus Klein]

I rent a bulldozer and repair the hill with you still standing on it. I then rebuild the chocolate factory that once stood there several pages back. (yes I actually go back and read most threads I join)

My beautiful Hill with GROOZ3ST3R,s dead body inside and Wonka bars

Edited December 7, 2013 by Tidus Klein

[GROOV3ST3R]

Magical properties of Wonka Chocolates bring me and all other buried enemies back to life as zombies. We mindlessly and relentlessly claw our way up the hill, drink all your chocolate thus forcing your company bankrupt. With no chocolate profits, the bulldozer gets taken away and Oompa Loompas go on strike. As a zombie, I persuade them to join me in the quest of remaking a life-size edition of Plants Vs Zombies on the hill, giving them prosperity and claiming the hill as my own.

The hill is mine. And so is your chocolate factory ^^

[11JRidding]

I proceed to slice you and your friends to pieces

My hill

[Starwhip]

I use my spirit to possess your body. My hill. And new body.

[11JRidding]

I throw you out of my body. Half animal, half AI. You would have died anyway

My hill, shared with Starwhip's spirit

[vexx32]

Hmm. I exorcise Starwhip's spirit, and then wipe 11JRidding's AI databanks, before melting him in a vat of acid.

My hill.

[The Destroyer]

I simply activate a mindcontroller on all people except me and my men on the hill, stride over, say it's my hill and your turn to leave. You leave, obediently, and I sit on my hill in triumph.

[CvVtjRtb]

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Edited August 2, 2019 by CvVtjRtb

[The Destroyer]

Unfortenatley, I'm still here.

My hill.

[11JRidding]

I walk up to you and throw you into the Sun

My hill