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Gojira

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I create y2k again and destrtoy all nanobots. I then recreate the entire universe by using jeb to crash my experimental Moho rocket into Kerbol.

I redo the big bang with Valentina in my buggy rover.

My fresly built hill.

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My buggy rover has been dubbed "Kraken mobile"

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I send trillions of kerbals armed with mini-nuke machine guns and another quadrillion armed with SSB hammers. I annihilate the universe in a massive firestorm! BWA HA HA!

I rebuild the universe with the Magratheans WITHOUT YOU in it!

My magrathean-built hill.

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I send trillions of kerbals armed with mini-nuke machine guns and another quadrillion armed with SSB hammers. I annihilate the universe in a massive firestorm! BWA HA HA!

I rebuild the universe with the Magratheans WITHOUT YOU in it!

My magrathean-built hill.

I point out your logical error in that vanilla kerbals do not have access to weapons technology, hence waking you from your dream of total domination.

My hill of sound logic and reasoning.

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I calmly explain that there is no "Q", nor are there "Magratheans", they're just byproducts of overactive imaginations and religious references. Therefore, if you are Q, you do not exist.

My hill of sound logic and reasoning.

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I subtract infinity from your hill and shovel some dirt into a pile.

My homemade hill...

I'm sorry, that is an invalid operation, I must revert to the previous hill owner.

I use my GM powers to override your post.

My Number War hill.

I'm sorry, you're not GM of this thread. I revert your post to the last hill

I calmly explain that there is no "Q", nor are there "Magratheans", they're just byproducts of overactive imaginations and religious references. Therefore, if you are Q, you do not exist.

My hill of sound logic and reasoning.

That's right... MY hill of reverts!

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Something something Vostok Laser.

Lat's hill.

I pour water on your giant mecha and the most amazing thing happens... it begins to drip, colours start to run, the figure slowly melts away and pretty soon all that remains is a puddle of ink. I'm sorry, but you aren't real either. You're just a collection of stains and ink made by some artist in the past. All it takes is a little real world water to bring you back to where you belong.

My hill of sound logic and reasoning.

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