King of the Hill

[CAKE99]

I repair the toilet and flush it, I also build a sewage filled moat around it.

My toilet with a moat.

[Dark Junior]

THe toilet has exploded.

Also, I send ninja death stars to track you down and kill you.

They found you AGAIN.

My planetary rubble.

[CAKE99]

I send a fleet of recovery ships to bring the piece of rubble with the toilet on it to Jool.

My chunk of Duna with a exploded toilet and a sewer orbiting Jool.

[Generalstarwars333]

I make a landship with a tiny hill inside of it that is all of about -5+10 inches high. my hill inside of this:

[PineCone]

Dark Junior has destroyed Duna. The force of the explosion causes Ike to crash into Eve. I still have a hill on Ike.

My hill.

(We're still allies, right, Generalstarwars333?)

[Dark Junior]

I send a ninja death star to blow up the landship and eve. I make a hill out of the rubble.

My hill.

[PineCone]

The HMS Ninja Death Star has blasted the other side of Eve, and Ike has been flung out into Kerbol orbit.

My hill.

(Also, Dark Junior has now annihilated 2 major planets.)

[SpaceplaneAddict]

I punch PineCone off his hill.

My hill.

[PineCone]

I throw a large boulder at you (there's low gravity on Ike) and knock you into the moat that I built around the hill. (What? You thought I wouldn't have defences?)

My hill.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

I kick you off the hill.

My hill.

[PineCone]

I dig a deep hole near the hill, and throw you into it.

My hill.

[Dark Junior]

I send the ninja death stars to wipe out the entire kerbol system, and blow up kerbol with the Sun Crusher.

My remnant of a solar system.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

I slap you off, go to Kerbol, and build hill on Laythe.

My hill.

[RA3236]

I send the ninja death stars to wipe out the entire kerbol system, and blow up kerbol with the Sun Crusher.

My remnant of a solar system.

I slap you off, go to Kerbol, and build hill on Laythe.

My hill.

How can you go to Kerbol when it does not exist anymore?

- - - Updated - - -

Also, I press Ctl+Alt+Del and restart the universe, making all hills indestructible and mine, of course.

[PineCone]

Also, I press Ctl+Alt+Del and restart the universe, making all hills indestructible and mine, of course.

So, you make all the hills in the universe yours.

What about ones that people build?

I build a underground base with a hill in it.

My base with a hill.

[Yukon0009]

I use a driller and bust your base.

My hill.

[PineCone]

I call the guards to come and eject you from the base.

Also, I fill in the hole that Yukon0009 drilled in it.

My hill.

Edited November 1, 2015 by PineCone

[SpaceplaneAddict]

I push all incarnations of PineCone off the hills.

My hill.

[Generalstarwars333]

Dark Junior has destroyed Duna. The force of the explosion causes Ike to crash into Eve. I still have a hill on Ike.

My hill.

(We're still allies, right, Generalstarwars333?)

Yep we're still allies. I still have this:

With a little place with a tiny -5+7 inch hill inside of it. I can give you your own hill inside of this landship if you want:

Edited November 1, 2015 by Generalstarwars333

[PineCone]

I thank Generalstarwars333 and build a hill inside the landship.

My hill.

I also build the next poster a hill, so that he/she won't try to take mine.

Edited November 1, 2015 by PineCone

[Generalstarwars333]

yayzlez!

[CAKE99]

I build a hill on Tekto.

My Tekto hill.

[Generalstarwars333]

I send an ambassador to your hill asking if You'll join my alliance.

[TonyC]

I claim a hill.

My hill.

[WinkAllKerb'']

i use your mega uzi math on your hill

A hill, some math, a mega uzi