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King of the Hill


Gojira

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I become a god, destroy all other living things, then destroy the rest of the universe, chat with Truth for a bit, make a new universe containing nothging but a single hill, surrounded by a totally impenetrable heavenly aura of cool.

My hill.

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I sever your universe off from all reality, stuck in one instant of time. I then proceed to create a new universe with a hill in it where magic has no meaning and all things are equal... including the volume of the hill compared to empty space ;)

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I put the hill back in this universe and surround it with immortal zombies with infinite ammo and rapidfire rocket launchers armed with Saturn Vs that fire at 1000 rockets a second.

My unconquerable hill.

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I let Jebediah get to work on making a stable rocket. I launch it 5 feet from your hill. It obviously engulfs your hill in a flaming inferno.

My burning, rocket-fuel coated hill.

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I abduct the hill with a claw on my spaceship and bring it into space.

My orbiting flame hill! (Which magicly stays lit)

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