Tex Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I use the Doctor's trick of hacking a Credits card to the point where it has infinite credits on it, and I purchase the hill. And a maple donut.My hill (yummy!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I steel your infinite credit card and I spend ALL OF THE MONEY!!! (don't ask how) I then proceed to take over the hill and I eat your donut.My donut (and hill) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 (Wouldn't it be fun to just turn this into King of the Donut?)I go nuts with spray-paint, and you are asphyxiated.My hill. Although, it is a little bit messy now with graffiti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I go in alone with a sponge, a bucket of sudsy water, and my rubber gloves and scrub up the hill. I require payment for the service, but you spent all of your money on spray-paint and so had to pay me with the hill.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I inject you with 0.01mg of antimatter. You were annihilated therefore do not exist. I claim the hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 0.01 mg of antimatter can only destroy 0.01 mg of matter and the resulting explosion would be tiny and non-lethal. You are arrested by Albert Einstein for breaking the laws if physics, allowing me to take the hill.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 QUANTUM MECHANICS says SHUT UP.I fire FTL protons from my hand-held particle accelerator of 10000 years in the future that you should not ask how I got.They irradiate your body. You die. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Again, PHYSICS... Particles cannot go FTL without built-in warp drives.Still my hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sesni Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Is my M9 fine? *shoots you in head*My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spearka Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I swipe your M9 and shoot you in the face with itmy hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I swipe his M9 from you and shoot you in the heart with it.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 It turns out that the M9 was firing blanks and everyone is still alive. I play dead and then I scare everyone off the hill who thought I was dead .My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 I sneak up behind you with a large roll of Duct Tape, put a large amount all over your body, and rip it off just slow enough to be painful. I then wrap you in the rest of the tape and send you rolling off the hill toward the ocean.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 I use my trusty pocket-sized wormhole drive to make us swap places with each other.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 It turns out, I used enough Duct Tape to be buoyant. I float safely across the sea, and come ashore on a random hill in the middle of my voyage. My isolated hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I took the British Navy to your isolated hill.My tyrant-ruled hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palioxis1248 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I take the American Navy to your British-Navy-guarded tyrant-ruled hill.My pothole-riddled, charred, and blackened lump of dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I took the Imperial Fleet (Star Wars) to your pothole-riddled, charred, and blackened lump of dirt.My crater-where-a-hill-used-to-be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 (edited) I take the Vogon Construction Fleet (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)to the crater. My asteroid-in-the-shape-of-a-hill-where-the-Earth-used-to-be.EDIT:You, sir, below me, have been Ninja'd Edited March 22, 2014 by Starwhip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I send luke skywalker with rogue squadron to Liberate the hill from the imperial fleet.My Liberated Crater-where-a-hill-used-to-br. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 >Loading Windows 8.1 Installer...>Windows 8.1 Installer loaded. Overwrite?>Y>Overwriting data...>Installing Windows 8.1...>Windows 8.1 installed. Time taken: 2h15m23s>Restarting computer...Time to get you out of this mess - I've installed the hill back to what it is supposed to be. No one's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I claim this hill in the name of Starwhip! *Plants flag* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 i use aH-bomb to wipe the hill out of existence.My H-bomb Crater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I build a new hill out of dead people and starship debris.My pile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 (edited) I find a new hill on Earth, claimed it, and then set it for sale for $200 tresvigintillion (1 tresvigintillion is 1 undecillion undecillion, or 1072 (an undecillion is 1 trillion trillion trillion, or 1036.)) Edited March 22, 2014 by Designer225 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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