Best quotes about KSP

[SmashingKirby148]

I don't really have any quotes for the game, but I have one for space in general. "Asteroids are like the Mountain Laurel* of space. Beautiful, but deadly"

(*The flowers attract bees, but the honey produced can cause low blood pressure and death. Actually, the entire plant can be deadly.)

[RAINCRAFTER]

NASA Quote: "It works in Kerbal Space Program."

[Wabbit]

The LES is for if things go pear-shaped.

[Venusgate]

"Just a sec, I'm trying to get into orbit."

[SkyRender]

Gotta stick with the old standby, "How hard can rocket science be, anyway?".

[kujuman]

Build. Fly. Dream.

KSP gives us the ability to solve problems.

Of course I can go silly too...

KSP is an exercise in self-confidence and optimism. Until you get Jeb stuck on the Mun. Then there is no choice but perfection.

[WWEdeadman]

"I'm sure that's how NASA would do it." - 5th Horseman, while doing something the Kerbal way

"Oops" - Me, at least once in every KSP video I ever did

Also of course the always fitting "We need more boosters!" and "We need more struts!", or like I like to put it "We need MORE POWER!" (Tim Taylor style)

[DaPatman]

"Just a sec, I'm trying to get into orbit."

Gonna have to second this, given I have actually told my mum this on multiple occasions.

[AbacusWizard]

Likewise:

"When are you going to sleep?"

"Hold on; I'm in the middle of a tricky docking maneuver."

[Alchemist]

About the "5 minutes" estimates:

Mind that all estimated time is subject to kerbalistic time dilation, especially with larger crafts.

[Randazzo]

"Oh crap."

[InterCity]

Let's make Donald Kessler proud. Press the spacebar!

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[JPmAn]

"Speed never hurt any one...Its all of the sudden stopping is what gets you"

by- some one some were.... IDK were

Gus Grissom said that

[HoloYolo]

"See that rocket, Bill? We call it the Hydrogen bomb. Now get in there and fly."

[Invisifly2]

“The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster" - Schlock Mercenary

Edited October 24, 2016 by Invisifly2
Weird bits at beginning.

[Venusgate]

"*spacebar*...*spacebar*...what? *SPACEBAR!**SPACEBAR!**SPAAAAAAACEBAR!*..... ...oh s***..."

[Flixxbeatz]

"Build, fly, fail repeat." -Fatboy Kerman

"Imagination and creativity is limitless. RAM and computer power isn't."

[Rematog]

The Damn Engineers!

by SS General Joachim Peiper, after being stopped by the 291st Engineer Combat Battalion at the Battle of the Bulge.

I recommend the book by that name "The Damn Engineers" by Janice Holt Giles.

[Kozak]

"Oh, well uh, time to build a rescue craft" -Wafle R. Kerman (me)

[Yukon0009]

"What was noise?"

"Kill me."

"ABORT! ABORT! ABOR...oh crap"

"When in doubt, mash spacebar"

"Press space to space!"

"Crap."

"Frak."

"Was that our engine?"

"Where are the goddamn WINDOWS??!!"

[WWEdeadman]

Just thought of another one I say a lot:

"I'd do this legit, if it wasn't for the games engine slowing my game down to 0 FPS with a big enough ship."

[Wabbit]

"We choose to go to the Mun, not because it is easy but because it is very easy."

-Scott Manley, Interstellar Quest

[thadisjones]

"I brake for lithospheres"

-KSP bumper sticker

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

My own work:

Space or bust... or both

[G'th]

I don't know who said it first (because its how the game was described to me and I swear I've seen it said elsewhere), but my favorite quote goes along these lines:

The game is like if the Minions from Despicable Me had a space program.