Rules of KSP

[ping111]

Rule 28: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. However, KSP does not follow 'A life for a life'. If we did, we\'d look less like humans and more like red mud. We don\'t actually follow any of the other statements either, because we\'d be blind, toothless people. Who wants that?

[randyrules711]

Rule 29: Modules? One rocket. One payload.

[sss]

Rule 30: Never give up 8)

[Cswartz9]

Rule 31: If it looks safe, you\'re doing it wrong.

[Kreuzung]

Rule 32: Kick your radial boosters away with landing legs.

[sss]

Rule 33: Never make jeb unhappy!

[Kreuzung]

Eeeh yes...

I posted this earlier in here but it fits again...

Rule NaN: If it exists, there are explosions of it!

Rule 35: 34 is a stupid number

[Tosh]

Rule 36: the cake is a lie, and the hatch is a painting.

Rule 37: cool guys don\'t 'land' at the Mun. Cool guys fly straight through.

[vexx32]

Rule 38: None of the three crew members will ever make it out of the capsule again, they simply recycle the capsule for subsequent mission with the same 3 inside.

[Tosh]

Rule 39. Kerbals are immortal. Their rockets are not.

Rule 39a. Kerbals are immortal. Your video card is not.

[randyrules711]

Rule 40: Jebediah Kerman wuz here.

[Tosh]

Rule 40: Jebediah Kerman wuz here.

Rule 40a. ...Whatever you mean by 'here'. No exceptions.

(Darn. It should be rule 34 )

[iamwearingpants]

OOG: Rule 34 should\'ve been \'If it exists, there are boosters on it. No exceptions.\'

Rule 41: The Mun is not made of cheese, no matter how hard you bite the dust.

[Tosh]

OOG: Rule 34 should\'ve been \'If it exists, there are boosters on it. No exceptions.\'

LOLing hard)))))

Dude, you win the internetz!

Rule 42. USA faked Moon landing. Kerbals did it for real.

[sss]

Rule 43: If youre rocket has less than 50 stages, you made it too small.

[vexx32]

Rule 44: Kerbin will always be home to the Kerbals.

[iamwearingpants]

Rule 45: Aircraft should NOT have a pitch-happy mind of their own, no matter how entertaining the resulting explosion is.

[vexx32]

Rule 46: Attempting to piece together wings from other wings that overlap in nonsensical ways will cause a craft to explode in a very Kerbal manner.

[sss]

Rule 47: Never be afraid to kill youre crew.

[vexx32]

*your

Rule 48: Even Kerbals can spell properly... most of the time... when they\'re not being blown up... which is almost never.

[SteevyT]

Rule 49: The preferred take off direction from the Mun is horizontal.

[Kreuzung]

Rule 50: Don\'t drive your cart at speeds far above the speed limit.

[Spearka]

Rule 51- fire anyone who mentions safety

[Tosh]

Rule 52 (old aviation superstition adapted): don\'t never ever even think of taking a screenshot before launching a mission!

[sss]

Rule 53: never make rules.