The object to your _____ is ____!

[teepee2345]

now my calculator is broken and full of plaque. dangit

the object to you left 5 metres away is your new USB Mass Storage Device

[Tex]

5 meters.... Lemme do some quick calcul- It's my dad's alarm clock. Huh.

The object to your right is what you take on a fancy dinner date!

[jake9039]

a school word search. greeaat.

The object to your right is explosive!

[Ethanadams]

Huh a outlet

the object 9 cm from you left 1 cm to the front is the needle doctors will take blood form you

[megatiger78]

A copy of the ultramarine omnibus......

The next thing you see when you look In a mirror will be the first person to die in space on fire.

[teepee2345]

my bathroom door...

the object to your left 1 metre away will be the bomb you use blow up a missile

[Ethanadams]

A lazy boy (the chair)

the next object you touch non electrical will be forever spamming your computer

[manni01]

Desk Desk Desk Desk Desk Desk Desk Desk Desk Desk Desk Desk

The object that is highest of all walls in your room (except light), will become your new flip flops.

[Mr_Brain]

I'll be wearing a shelf with a bunch of boxes! May I wear only the boxes? Sounds more practical.

The object to your north is a time traveler.

[Commander Jebidiah]

What my blood glucose monitor? Ok then whatever you say.

The object directly behinbd you is going to slit your throat.

[teepee2345]

my kitchen counter... (slice)

the object to you back is your brand new pet

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

My chair. Good chair! Roll over! Play dead!

The object directly above you is the object that will take you to the moon.

[TheTsar52]

Come on roof! Let's gooooo!

The object behind you monitor from your point of view is the next president of the USA.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

It's on the wall platform.

The closest object beyond the nearest window is the secret of life.

[Commander Jebidiah]

The grass? Okay!

the object 1m below you will suddenly become 1m above you and gain 1mT of mass.

[mythbusters844]

A buried pi-AHH *squlgsch*

The object in your left hand is now the only thing you have to help you survive in a post-apocalyptic world.

[JaydenRex]

Oh no... My mouse!

The nearest object making a sound is suddenly a dragon!

[Tex]

My computer tower turned into a dragon!

The object to your left is now your defense against an angry hornet's nest.

[Commander Jebidiah]

A wall, well i guess that could work.

the object outside the nearest window is now trying to eat you.

[TheTsar52]

Oh sh- THAT'S AN ANT HILL!

The object that is most commonly found in your home is the begging of a secret code.

[Tex]

The air molecules... Of course! It all makes sense! *scribbles ciphers furiously*

The objects in the cupholder of your car are what you trade in exchange for your life.

[Columbia]

I feel offended that I am apparently worth a juice bottle.

The object that is directly below your light source is going to be your wedding ring.

[JaydenRex]

Well my wedding ring is my keyboard!

the next thing to fall over in your house is now animate and seeking revenge

[Tex]

Hmm, the last thing that fell over was a cardboard box full of air pockets, packing cushions... I suppose the rebellion will be short-lived.

The object underneath the nearest flash drive becomes your new ride to work!

[JaydenRex]

My Desk? TO WORK STALLION!

The next Object you see outside of the room you are in right now is suddenly icecream