The object to your _____ is ____!

[Guest]

Oh, I left soundcloud on on my phone...

The nearest hat to you begins uttering a low, dull tone, increasing by 1 decibel every second.

[SmartS=true]

Wait, what hat? (As sound gets louder, runs over to hat with a match and lights it on fire.)

The nearest computer to you has all of its files replaced with gibberish.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

No, I was keeping my multi-gigabyte Trainz 2012 install on that!

 

The weirdest YouTube video you've watched is now playing on repeat in your head. Forever.

[Delfinus]

What the actual fudge am I watching... make it stop! make it stop!! AAAAAA!!!......

 

The object below you will explode in 3... 2... 1....

 

Edited February 4, 2016 by DolphinDude3

[Guest]

Well, there goes my chair.

The building closest to you loses all of its walls, but the roof stays. 

[Tex]

Assuming it's not the one I'm in, then the Career Center needs some new walls.

 

The object to your right is what you use to repair a space station.

[Evanitis]

That sounds interesting. Hope he'll assist, and not act as a spare part (or bio-fuel).

 

The object behind you on the ground will be carried away by an ant colony. They'll worship it and make real-sized copies of it around from soil.

[Delfinus]

Well, those ant's must be weirdos if they're worshipping a plastic storage box, but meh, it only had junk in it anyway.

 

The object in front of you will suddenly become sentient.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

An empty plate.  I think it has an inferiority complex.

The first thing you see when you open the nearest drawer will be what you use to apply paint onto your car.

[Delfinus]

How am I supposed to paint a car with a wire...

 

You will suddenly find yourself on the next planet you think of other than Earth.

Edited February 5, 2016 by DolphinDude3

[Matuchkin]

J 1407b? Hell yeah.

The major building (community centers, government buildings, etc) nearest to you suddenly dissapears, along with everyone inside it.

[Guest]

YAY! No school!

The first thing you see when you open the bathroom door suddenly turns into antimatter and blows a hole in the building...

[cubinator]

I couldn't tell which thing it was because it was annihilated as soon as I looked at it and the explosion that followed was of greater concern to me.

The object in front of you after spinning around with your eyes closed disappears, leaving a vacuum in it's place and creating a shock wave.

[Capt. James Tiberius Kerb]

a door knob

 

the object to your north west is now made of national geographic magazines

Edited February 6, 2016 by Capt. James Tiberius Kerb

[AeroArchonite_]

Now I need to buy a new television.

The object down and to the right of you is your new cellphone.

[Kuansenhama]

Great. The chair in my kitchen probably has even worse battery life than my current phone.

The object the south of you is 10x larger but has the same mass.

[Delfinus]

AGH! I'M BEING CRUSHED BY A MASSIVE TABLE! HALP!

The object you are staring at right now will suddenly become a Black Hole.

[Tex]

Well, obviously a computer screen. Pretty small little black hole, though, I should be all r-

 

The object to your left becomes your new shoes!

Edited February 8, 2016 by Maximus97

[Delfinus]

Introducing the all new FootPhone! Ever wanted to call someone on your cellphone but your hands were busy with something else? Well let's not forget those two handy feet you have!

 

The first ship you see when you load up your list of saved ships in the VAB or SPH in KSP is what NASA will use to send Humans to Mars.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

An A-wing replica?

The object 5 feet behind you and one foot to your right is your new hat.

[Matuchkin]

My Mu V series RO launcher has enough dv to get a small crew capsule to HEO. Lunar orbit with some modifications. So I think we're not even going to make there unless the Mu V is used to transfer crew to a Copernicus-type hab.

The object beside you is plotting to kill you... someday...

[Guest]

1 hour ago, DolphinDude3 said:

Introducing the all new FootPhone! Ever wanted to call someone on your cellphone but your hands were busy with something else? Well let's not forget those two handy feet you have!

 

The first ship you see when you load up your list of saved ships in the VAB or SPH in KSP is what NASA will use to send Humans to Mars.

You used to call me on the shoe phone!

Ok, back to this:

I don't think that can even reach the Mün...

[Matuchkin]

32 minutes ago, CliftonM said:

You used to call me on the shoe phone!

Ok, back to this:

I don't think that can even reach the Mün...

Umm...

1. I ninja'd you.

2. Back to the discussion.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Matuchkin said:

Umm...

1. I ninja'd you.

2. Back to the discussion.

And is seems that you got ninja'd...

[cubinator]

3 hours ago, Matuchkin said:

The object beside you is plotting to kill you... someday...

That lamp it's going to have to get pretty creative...

The object to your left loses all momentum relative to the Sun, sending it flying at ~30 km/s retrograde.