The object to your _____ is ____!

[TheMoonRover]

That's a very fast wall.

The object closest to your head is now between your ears.

[CaelumEtAstra]

A shirt? Oh joy.

The object closest to your left foot is now your favorite hat.

[cantab]

My right thigh. Hey, I'm not that kind of girl!

The object in sight that's blueest is now on fire.

[RainDreamer]

My right thigh. Hey, I'm not that kind of girl!

The object in sight that's blueest is now on fire.

My computer screen. Curse my wallpaper!

The object nearest to you that looks like a face is actually a face.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

The USB reindeer light on my desk? Well, I guess I can just mail it to the North Pole, it'll probably be useful there....

The object currently on your ears (e.g. headphones) are now invisible, and if you aren't wearing anything on your ears, then whatever is on your feet is now invisible, and if you aren't wearing anything there either, then the object directly under you is now above you.

[Guest]

The object to your left is what you're going to use to update the forums.

[cubinator]

My speedcube tower. I will teach the forums CFOP!

The object nearest to the nearest writing utensil to you has become sentient and telekinetic and evil.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

My flush cut clippers?  Uh oh.

the object directly below you hands is now an angry squirrel.

[adsii1970]

Wow, a Diet Coke can is now an angry squirrel? Transmogrification in its finest!

The object behind your computer is contemplating unplugging your monitor...

[Matuchkin]

Paper towels...

???

 

The object to your right is your cause of death 1 hour after you read this.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

I knew my sweater was watching me...

The object that you last turned off will begin to spark randomly.

[Matuchkin]

MY TABLET! MY TABLET SHIIIIIII-

The object behind you will be the cause of the next world war.

Edited January 24, 2016 by Matuchkin

[ThaZeus]

My bed?!?!?!

The object closest to the nearest pen is your soulmate.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

I have no idea where any pens are in here, so...

The objects to your right and your left have now switched positions.

[cubinator]

...so now I'm trying to click on things with my calculator.

The object on the floor to your left is heating up by 1 degree Celsius every second, and nothing can be done to stop it.

[Guest]

My computer.  How fitting.

The object to your right is going to send millions to their deaths...

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

I knew my felt hat was looking at me funny recently...

The object above you will fall right after you leave the room you're (probably) in.

 

[legoclone09]

Oh no! The roof is going to fall!

The object above you is now a supermassive black hole.

[cubinator]

It doesn't really matter what's right above me because the entire planet will be devoured pretty much immediately, but, if you must know, it's a ceiling. Or is there a threshold for how high up it is? If there is no threshold, it could be the ceiling, my bed, the roof, a cloud, or Capella.

The highest object in the room is cooling by 1 degree Celsius per second, and nothing can be done to stop it.

Edited January 25, 2016 by cubinator
removed hypothetical workaround, removed redundancy

[legoclone09]

Send it to space? What if it goes below absolute zero?

 

5 internal organs inside you are replaced with the 5 solid object(s) nearest you.

I am evil.

[Matuchkin]

*Chokes on computer, pen, two vases, and table*

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAH OBJECT IN FRONT OF YOU IS, MY CHIIIILDE?

[Tex]

I'd hope it's my computer monitor, otherwise I really need to find my glasses.

 

The object diagonally behind you to the left is what you spread on your toast in the morning.

[Tex Mechs Robot]

My coworker, Lindsey...

 

The object you last bought is now the paddle in your ping pong games.

[adsii1970]

the object to your RIGHT is a computer mouse!

[Matuchkin]

1 hour ago, adsii1970 said:

the object to your RIGHT is a computer mouse!

I KNOW, RIGHT!

The object to your left will blow up the moment you finish reading this sentence.

Edited January 25, 2016 by Matuchkin