benzman Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 I showed someone this picture:http://www.daviddarling.info/images2/VY_CMa_Sun_comparison.jpgAnd they say "Okay, whatever. That star is right next to ours. Your point?"That is just brilliant! The picture made me spray coffee over the keyboard before I even read the caption! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razark Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 "What should I write in this email?"or"What is the policy that I made last week and had you explain to me twice already?"or"How should I do my job?"--Civil Servant making three and a half times my salary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 "Seed of Andromeda is stupid!" says my friend. My god, I think a voxel game with round flipping planets deserves some attention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishInferno Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 [teacher]: shows picture of Saturn "And these are the rings of the Milky Way Galaxy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 [teacher]: shows picture of Saturn "And these are the rings of the Milky Way Galaxy..."*pukes up blood*Oh no she didn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) "The earth has to be flat, because if it was round everyone below the equator would fall off into space" Edited April 18, 2015 by ChrisSpace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbia Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 "Why doesn't Earth fall down?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelsteele3 Posted April 17, 2015 Author Share Posted April 17, 2015 There are some times I get so mad at America's education that I just feel like nuking Washington. This is one of those times.Also: "The earth has to be flat, because if it was round everyone below the equator would fall off into space"I would recommend editing or removing this. Please don't insult countries on this thread. It's absolutely unnecessary, and I don't want this locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 This isn't stupid but a guy got into a fight with me over Mars atmosphere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debra Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Some of these celebrity quotes I came across the other day. I won't mention who said what though. Each of the following statements was said by different people, namely celebrities."I've got taste. It's inbred in me." (Inbred? I mean, don't all of us apart from you also have 'taste'?!)"And now the sequence of events, in no particular order." (Excuse me please, but 'sequence' means what exactly?)And the one that literally takes the cake: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."FACEPALMS galore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 "The Moon is a planet." "No, it's a star."That was the strangest argument I ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbia Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Here's another absurd quote:"The planets are: Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, The Moon, Earth, Venus, Mercury and the Sun." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Pluto is not a planet or a Darwf planet it's an alien stronghold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Othuyeg Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 "I don't think evolution is believeable..."Wait what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 All of the questions in this video. The title is, "10 Dumbest Questions Ever Asked On The Internet".[h=1][/h] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 lol that video made my day.in a youtube comments section: "how do I comment on this video?"similarly, from a website Q&A:Q: I do not have access to a computer or the internet, is there any way I can access this website?A: If you don't have any internet access, how did you post the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 I know one extremely computer-stupid person who said something about the lines of: I'll just delete the entire C:/. Don't know what it is so I don't need it. Luckily I stopped her in time. God knows what she'd do if her computer suddenly stopped working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 In a History lesson:Teacher: Tell me three countries that have been completely conquered by ....-Germany in WWII.Pupil: Russia, the Soviet Union and the USSR.he got a grade on that answer....EDIT: Hm, that n-word gets censored ... guess you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bacons123 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 *Dude, Call of Duty is like the best game ever.**yea, i play strategy games...( i respond that apps like clash of clans does not count)... oh wait nevermind.*these were from the same person... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 In a History lesson: Teacher: Tell me three countries that have been completely conquered by ....-Germany in WWII. Pupil: Russia, the Soviet Union and the USSR.Wait, he forgot about Soviet Russia! and the Russian empire! and ze motherland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbia Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 There was this one time I saw a page exclaiming that MH17 was a hoax.. for reasons a single glance could find errors in.I'm not going to mention the page, or where it is to abide by rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugix Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 "Well yeah.. Of course all people are equal. But some people are just more equal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 The stick of truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 "Well yeah.. Of course all people are equal. But some people are just more equal."This phrase comes from Orwell's Animal Farm. If they were using it in a mocking, satiric, or joking way & talking about politics they might've been trying to make a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 your stupid..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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