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SCP much?

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SCP # SCP-BADA55-J

Threat Level: Keter

SCP-BADA55-J, also known as [REDACTED] is a short, green, humanoid creature which wears a helmet and suit similar to 20th-century spacesuits. SCP-BADA55-J appears harmless, but has been known to go to extraordinary lengths to place itself in control of any large vehicle available. When multiple vehicles are nearby, SCP-BADA55-J tends to show a preference for aircraft or anything that involves rocket propulsion. If SCP-BADA55-J is ever allowed to commandeer such a vehicle, it will immediately attempt to abscond with it, and so far every attempt on its part has resulted in a catastrophic crash. In some cases the subject has managed to travel quite far and may even have changed vehicles on the way, but eventually it has always ended up crashing and usually causing massive property damage. SCP-BADA55-J itself, however, never seems to be killed or even injured in these events. Occasionally it will appear to have been destroyed, but within a few days it invariably resurfaces and resumes its usual behavior.

SCP-BADA55-J is to be kept in a padded cell and provided with a constant supply of distractions in the form of toy rockets as well as a computer with a copy of [REDACTED] installed and kept as up-to-date as possible. In the event that the subject escapes, it must immediately be captured and restrained before gaining access to any vehicle. Should it gain access, all personnel shall be evacuated from an area to be determined by the maximum possible blast radius from the vehicle in question crashing, multiplied by 2 as a safety margin. All local fire departments are to be alerted in any region through which the subject passes, and all air traffic, including military traffic, is to be immediately grounded with the exception of a minimal number of surveillance craft (preferably drones). As soon as the vehicle inevitably crashes, it and the subject are to be recovered and the subject is to be returned to its cell as soon as possible. If the crash site is deemed hazardous, it is to be secured first and the subject's recovery made second priority.

SCP-BADA55-J appears to have no need for food, water, or other sustenance. When made available, the subject will consume "snack" foods enthusiastically, but shows no signs of discomfort or loss of health when deprived of these. Some have hypothesized that SCP-BADA55-J is able to perform photosynthesis, an idea bolstered by its green coloration, but even when kept in dark rooms for extended periods SCP-BADA55-J has exhibited no ill effects.

SCP-BADA55-J appears to communicate with those who enter its cell, but its language is unintelligible and does not match any known human language. It tends to appear cheerful, even in extremely dangerous situations, and will rarely display an expression other than smiling. In the event that it does stop smiling, it will usually resume smiling within a few seconds. SCP-BADA55-J appears to be fairly intelligent, as evidenced by the complexity of its constructions in [REDACTED], and displays a childlike playfulness toward toys, people, and vehicles.

This sounds very similar to SCP-666-J. Look it up.

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Ahhh I figured out how you got those negative lift call outs oh and the spontaneous explosion. PART CLIPPING. Lastly, I really like the way you hid the engines. That hidden engine design can be used for an F-22 you know :)

How did he hide the engines? On my f-22 I used ram Intakes. Not sure I know of a better way to make f-22 engines without being in game.

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Ahhh I figured out how you got those negative lift call outs oh and the spontaneous explosion. PART CLIPPING. Lastly, I really like the way you hid the engines. That hidden engine design can be used for an F-22 you know :)

Probably, but I don't have any near-term plans to build an F-22 replica - feel free to use the design if you'd like. It is probably possible to make those engine elevons yaw-functional so that they would block the inside engine while turning - with part heating it may be a lot more trouble than its worth however.

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I'm glad everyone really enjoyed this thread! I know posting a craft without any screenshots and barely any information seems like the stupidest idea on a craft-sharing forum, but it sounds like people appreciated the silliness of it all, so i feel like it was worth it.

My basic gist was just to do a flying wing; it sort of naturally evolved to be similar to the B-2 Spirit. If they ever fix the elevon orientation bug then I'd be able to put enough fuel in it for a stealth refuel tanker.

Yes, it looks like the spaceplane hanger lift calculations aren't currently working right with occluded or clipped lifting bodies or wings - this is just the most egregious example of such so far.

And for those disappointed I didn't test it in FAR, sorry about that - I doubt I will ever use anything other than stock physics and stock parts. Feel free to attempt to tweak the design for FAR functionality if you'd like, and if you have any questions I'd be happy to answer them.

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