Most Ridiculous Kerbal Names

[Kagame]

Title is basically all the explanation this thread needs, though I'd like to add I categorize the name generator under "eh, makes sense for alien names" rather than "this is stupid."

My top three are:

1. Fredcan Kerman. This scientist popped up in my career mode, and I just had to hire him. He eventually became the namesake of "Fredcan's Fred Can", a Minmus biome-hopper responsible for me getting IRSU before even my first Duna mission.

2. Munfred Kerman: What is it with the name generator and Freds? That being said, I'm going to give this guy his own little Mun casino to lord over.

3. Kerbin Kerman: Hey, at least he's not Kerbinfred. Or Fredkerbin. Or Kerbincan.

And now, may the unintentional hilarity...... begin!

[322997am]

Mitfred Kerman

kia kerman (killed in action)

[Fenris]

I just hired one because his name was Kermon Kerman. I picture him constantly yelling at Jeb "It's not pronounced Kerman Kerman, it's Ker mon Kerman". And then Jeb runs around calling him Kerman Kerman even more just to get on his nerves .... I try not to put them on the same missions.

[Jouni]

Once upon a time I had a Merman Kerman living in my Laythe colony.

[BurnPrograde]

Hadgas Kerman. He's probably the KSP counterpart to NASA's John Young who, while on the moon, said over a live feed "I got the farts again." After drinking too much orange juice in space

[One-Way Films]

BillyBobgas Kerman, and his brother BobbyBillgas Kerman. I had 2 kerbals in the same ship with those names. They come back around for me though.

[FlyingPete]

I had a fairly multinational crew- there was a Jongun Kerman, who I maintain was actually a Kerean defector called Kerman-Jong-Un. German Kerman also amused me

I also hired a pilot called Chuck Kerman, who tended to get tasked with flying new aircraft. No prizes for guessing which duties Munbus Kerman got assigned either

[Zucal]

I just hired a Phony Kerman, but once I stumbled upon a name I can't put here that has undoubtedly been blacklisted from the name generator by now.

[Rainbowtrout]

Billy-Bobgas was an aspiring kerbonaut. Billy-Bobgas also happened to join on Execution Day. He was smashed into the launch tower in the old demo.

[Herr Rictus Bingo]

An oldy classic Dildo Kerman...

[Geschosskopf]

I rescued a guy named Mungas the other day. I suppose "mungas" is the Old Kerbish word for "Kethane"

[FlyingPete]

I'm always on the lookout for Enemy Kerman. If you can't beat the Enemy you might as well hire him, keep your friends close and your Enemys closer etc....

[xtoro]

lol ya I have to rescue an Enemy Kerman, but I'm leaving him there in orbit.

Another is Piper Kerman which is funny bcs she's an actual person IRL (orange is the new black).

[FlyingPete]

lol ya I have to rescue an Enemy Kerman, but I'm leaving him there in orbit.

You should capture him and bring him back to KSC for interrogation.